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Chris Columbus Dumps HBO’s ‘Harry Potter’ Like a Bad Date
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Chris Columbus Dumps HBO’s ‘Harry Potter’ Like a Bad Date

FinnAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Oh, bless his heart. Chris Columbus, the visionary behind such cinematic masterpieces as… well, the first two *Harry Potter* flicks…

‘Birds of Prey’ Almost Soiled Themselves With an Iconic Batman Villain
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‘Birds of Prey’ Almost Soiled Themselves With an Iconic Batman Villain

FinnAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Oh, honey, guess what? 💅 Apparently, our beloved 🤡Harley Quinn🤡 almost had a *totally* different nemesis in Birds of Prey!…

Boys Head to Jupiter, Leaving IQs Behind
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Boys Head to Jupiter, Leaving IQs Behind

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Billy 5000 (Jack Corbett) in Florida post-Xmas is hustling on Grubster to make $5,000 by New Year’s Eve!**…

James Gunn is Desperate to Resurrect This Forgotten Loser for the New DCU
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James Gunn is Desperate to Resurrect This Forgotten Loser for the New DCU

FinnAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Oh, dear, James Gunn, the alleged mastermind behind the new DC Universe, apparently has a soft spot for… wait for…

‘Gremlins 3’ Script: Spielberg’s Napping, We’re Waiting
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‘Gremlins 3’ Script: Spielberg’s Napping, We’re Waiting

FinnJuly 31, 2025July 30, 2025

Oh, joy! 🎉 Another Gremlins sequel is supposedly on the horizon because, let’s be honest, Hollywood is just brimming with…

IT Chapter Whatever: Pennywise’s origin story—because you asked for it
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IT Chapter Whatever: Pennywise’s origin story—because you asked for it

FinnJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

🤡OMG! HBO, bless their cotton socks, has dropped ANOTHER teaser for It: Welcome to Derry! Because, you know, we haven’t…

Peacemaker Season 2 Trailer: More explosions, more John Cena flexing, less plot
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Peacemaker Season 2 Trailer: More explosions, more John Cena flexing, less plot

FinnJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

Oh, great, HBO Max decided to bless us with more Peacemaker, because clearly, we didn’t have enough superhero content clogging…

Nine Inch Nails’ New “Tron” Soundtrack: Get Ready for Some Seriously Overproduced Synth Noises
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Nine Inch Nails’ New “Tron” Soundtrack: Get Ready for Some Seriously Overproduced Synth Noises

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

“Tron: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack),” featuring all original music by NINE INCH NAILS (because who else would Disney hire?…

‘Harry Potter’ Shows Off Discount Hagrid From Wish
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‘Harry Potter’ Shows Off Discount Hagrid From Wish

FinnJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

OMG! 🙄 HBO Just Dropped a Hagrid Bomb and the Internet is Officially Imploding! 🔥 Prepare yourselves, Potterheads, because your…

Billy Joel Doc: Prepare to be mildly entertained
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Billy Joel Doc: Prepare to be mildly entertained

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Oh, great, another liberal love fest! CNN, HBO Max, and Warner Bros. are all slobbering over Billy Joel, a washed-up…

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