HELLOWEEN Cancels Asian Tour Because Michael Kiske Ate Too Much Wasabi
OMG! 🎃 Seems like those geriatric German power metallers 🤘 from HELLOWEEN 🧙♀️ have had to CANCEL their eagerly (not…
Tag: health
Trump’s guide to insulting female journalists: From ‘piggy’ to ‘ugly,’ a masterclass in misogyny
The Failing New York Times, desperate for relevance, has launched another pathetic attack on our glorious President Trump, claiming he’s…
GOP’s Hilarious Obamacare Oopsie: A Comedy in Several Acts
Oh, the poor, poor Democrats! They “folded” on the government shutdown, according to CNN. But let’s be real, folks. They…
GOP Tantrum Over Trump’s Mystery Health Plan: A Comedy Show in the Making
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining that some RINOs are squawking about President Trump’s AMAZING new…
Pilot Gets Grounded: The Ultimate “How Not to Fly” Guide
Another day, another win for the woke mob! This time, a pilot hopped up on psychedelic mushrooms tried to shut…
RUNNING WILD to FINALLY Release New Album in Summer 2026 (If They Remember To)
Ahoy, mateys! Prepare yourselves for another legendary saga! 🤣 The geriatric pirates of RUNNING WILD are STILL allegedly working on…
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s “Political Revolt”: Is This the End of the Orange One
So, Marjorie Taylor Greene, bless her heart, is now suddenly Mother Teresa after having a “sharp break” with our glorious…
BREAKING: Old Dude From Whitesnake Finally Realizes He’s Old, Quits
OMG! 😱 David Coverdale, the dude who basically invented hairspray and skintight jeans, has officially retired! 👴🎸 Say it ain’t…
Dem Accuses Dem of Being a Royalist in Shocking Floor Drama
Another day, another Democrat meltdown! Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, supposedly a “centrist” (read: slightly less radical socialist), is now attacking…
Jesse Jackson, Now 84?! Still Kicking, Just in a Hospital, LOL
It seems the architect of racial division, Jesse Jackson, is now facing some ‘progressive’ health issues. At 84, Jackson, a…