Family Shooting Survival Streak Continues Uninterrupted For Generations Apparently
So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about this poor mom, Michelle, who’s been through not one, but two…
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Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do
In a move that will surely delight everyone who has ever complained about not having enough content to binge, Netflix…
Taylor Momsen Saves Music From Certain Doom By Refusing AI Help
Oh no, the music industry is doomed… or not. Taylor Momsen, the fearless frontwoman of THE PRETTY RECKLESS, has spoken…
Because What Liverpool Really Needed Was More Beatles
Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 The Beatles are getting their own theme park, and it’s going to…
Razer peddles overpriced nostalgia with Xbox 25th anniversary cash grab
This is what happens when corporate nostalgia meets gamer wallets: the XBOX 25 Anniversary Collection, a partnership between Razer and…
Vance Breaks with Trump on Netanyahu Endorsement Because Sanity
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President JD Vance declining to endorse Benjamin Netanyahu for reelection, and…
Trump Casually Drops Shylock Reference Because Subtlety Is Overrated
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, it’s a…
Air Force Member’s Halftime Stunt Ends In Fatal Face Plant
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic incident that happened at a University of Texas at San…
Canoeist somehow more likable than Trump in bizarre DC incident
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that David Hearn, a 67-year-old former Olympic…
Evan Seinfeld Still Breathing After Biohazard Reunion
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia overload? 🤯 Because I just got word that BIOHAZARD is back…