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Anker overload hits IFA with security charging audio extravaganza
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Anker overload hits IFA with security charging audio extravaganza

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Anker, the company that’s been slowly taking over every aspect of our lives, one gadget at a time, has made…

Studio Execs Still Clueless About Why Sequels Bomb Despite Rotten Tomatoes Scores
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Studio Execs Still Clueless About Why Sequels Bomb Despite Rotten Tomatoes Scores

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Rotten Tomatoes has once again become the focal point of a discussion that seems to pop up every few months:…

GOP Rep Chuck Edwards Gets Official Slap for Creepy Behavior Allegations
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GOP Rep Chuck Edwards Gets Official Slap for Creepy Behavior Allegations

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest drama on Capitol Hill. It seems GOP Rep. Chuck Edwards…

Lindsay Clancy Trial Ends In Predictable Gridlock Surprise
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Lindsay Clancy Trial Ends In Predictable Gridlock Surprise

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and it seems like the jury is having…

Tupac Murder Case Wraps Up Faster Than His Albums
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Tupac Murder Case Wraps Up Faster Than His Albums

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Duane “Keffe D” Davis, the man accused…

Times Square just got a little less stabby apparently
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Times Square just got a little less stabby apparently

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman, Pamela Cisneros, walked into the heart of Times Square,…

Because What The World Needed Was A Hooters Movie To Complete Humanity
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Because What The World Needed Was A Hooters Movie To Complete Humanity

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 29, 2026

Because the world was just missing a cinematic retelling of the founding of a breastaurant chain, the founding partners of…

Because You Clearly Needed Another Toy Story
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Because You Clearly Needed Another Toy Story

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Disney+ is getting a new addition to its vast library of content, because what’s a streaming platform without a little…

Oh Joy Studio Ghibli is Releasing a Movie from the Stone Age in IMAX and UK Cinemas Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen it Enough Times Already
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Oh Joy Studio Ghibli is Releasing a Movie from the Stone Age in IMAX and UK Cinemas Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen it Enough Times Already

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good Studio…

Aaron Sorkin’s Latest Self Important Rant About Technology Gets a Shiny New Trailer to Alienate More People
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Aaron Sorkin’s Latest Self Important Rant About Technology Gets a Shiny New Trailer to Alienate More People

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and earth-shattering movie event of the century? 🤣 I…

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