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Savannah Guthrie Still Missing Mom Six Months Later Somehow
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Savannah Guthrie Still Missing Mom Six Months Later Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Savannah Guthrie’s mom, Nancy Guthrie, who has been missing for six months now.…

Spider-Man: Brand New Day is Totally Not a Desperate Cry for Help and a Rehashing of the Same Old Boring Storylines
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day is Totally Not a Desperate Cry for Help and a Rehashing of the Same Old Boring Storylines

FinnAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for another Spider-Man movie? I mean, who isn’t tired of the same old web-slinging,…

Because Obviously We Need to Rewrite History to Justify Another Reboot
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Because Obviously We Need to Rewrite History to Justify Another Reboot

FinnJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

It’s a concept that has plagued philosophers and superheroes alike for centuries: the constraints of time. For Spider-Man, it’s not…

Serial Killer Leaves Polite Notes Asking For Money
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Serial Killer Leaves Polite Notes Asking For Money

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this wild story. Nearly six months after Nancy…

Tech Giants Play Game of AI Chicken
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Tech Giants Play Game of AI Chicken

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The age-old question: which is worth more, a company that’s…

Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal
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Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I was so excited to read that Dez Fafara, the…

SOUNDGARDEN scrounges up final scraps with Chris Cornell’s leftover vocals
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SOUNDGARDEN scrounges up final scraps with Chris Cornell’s leftover vocals

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some bittersweet news? 🤯 SOUNDGARDEN is working on a new album featuring unreleased…

Delta Pilots Get Exciting Game of Chicken With Air Traffic Control
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Delta Pilots Get Exciting Game of Chicken With Air Traffic Control

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a close call at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, and let me tell…

Trump Still a Thing for GOP Apparently
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Trump Still a Thing for GOP Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s second term, and folks, it’s not looking great for him.…

Dez Fafara Still Alive Despite Having Tumor For Almost Two Years
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Dez Fafara Still Alive Despite Having Tumor For Almost Two Years

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 Dez Fafara, the legendary frontman of DEVILDRIVER and COAL CHAMBER, just…

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