Wow what a huge accomplishment for some rich liberal guy
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the liberal…
Tag: Heart
Fake news ignores Trump’s greatness again somehow
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
Crimson Desert Breaks All Records By Selling A Whopping 5 Million Copies To Peoples Moms
The gaming world is shook, and by shook, I mean completely and utterly obsessed with the news that Crimson Desert…
Wow LIBERAL Larry’s cheap tricks fool gullible CNN Pence
Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another whiny article about how our amazing President…
OMG FINALLY You Can Waste Your Money on the Most Overpriced Music Book Ever NIRVANA The Complete Scores Deluxe Hardcover Collector’s Edition Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Spend Your Money On
Oh boy, are you ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 Hal Leonard has just announced the release of “Nirvana –…
YNGWIE MALMSTEEN Has Finally Emerged From His Time Machine and Finished Recording His New Solo Album Which Will Obviously Be the Same 10 Guitar Solos He’s Been Playing Since 1985 Set to a Slightly Different Backing Track
In a shocking turn of events, legendary Swedish guitarist Yngwie Malmsteen has revealed that he’s been working on a new…
STITCHED UP HEART Just Released The Most Epic Song Ever ‘Beast’ Featuring NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO Because You Definitely Needed More Screaming In Your Life
Get ready for the most epic announcement ever, folks 🤩! Los Angeles-based hard rock band STITCHED UP HEART will release…
Masters of Albion Early Access Preview – Because Your Life Was Missing a Healthy Dose of Crushing Mediocrity and Unfulfilled Promises
So, Peter Molyneux is back with another game that’s supposed to change the world, or at least that’s what he…
Dead by Daylight’s 2v8 Mode Returns Because You Clearly Didn’t Suffer Enough the First Time Around with Even More Attack on Titan Madness
The ultimate news for all you gamer nerds out there: Dead by Daylight is bringing back its iconic 2v8 game…
ZAKK WYLDE’s Super Obvious And Not At All Groundbreaking Advice To Young Musicians: ‘Duh Play Music You Actually Like’ And ‘For The Love Of All Things Holy Dont Be A Poser’
So, you want to be a rockstar, huh? 🤟 Well, let me tell you, it’s not all groupies and sold-out…