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Sleep Drops New Album Hemispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist
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Sleep Drops New Album Hemispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Legendary stoner doom metal act Sleep have announced Hemispheres, their first album in eight years. Ahead of its release, the…

BEAT Supergroup Tours Fall 2026 With King Crimson Classics
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BEAT Supergroup Tours Fall 2026 With King Crimson Classics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

BEAT, the all-star supergroup that celebrates the music of King Crimson, have announced a Fall 2026 North American tour. This…

Taking Back Sunday Reissues Louder Now for 20th Anniversary
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Taking Back Sunday Reissues Louder Now for 20th Anniversary

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Taking Back Sunday have announced a 20th anniversary reissue of their album Louder Now, set to arrive October 16th via…

Linkin Park Movie Coming To Theaters This September
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Linkin Park Movie Coming To Theaters This September

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

A new movie titled Linkin Park: Unshatter is set to hit worldwide cinemas beginning September 30th. The documentary, directed by…

Dave Grohl Covers Rehab Costs for C.O.C. Drummer Reed Mullin
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Dave Grohl Covers Rehab Costs for C.O.C. Drummer Reed Mullin

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Corrosion of Conformity singer-guitarist Pepper Keenan has revealed that Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl paid for Reed Mullin’s rehab prior…

Buzz Osborne and JD Pinkus form new supergroup Gatta Morta
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Buzz Osborne and JD Pinkus form new supergroup Gatta Morta

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Members of the Melvins, Butthole Surfers, Big Business, and Mr. Phylzzz have formed a new supergroup called Gatta Morta. The…

Ozzy Osbourne AI Avatar Not About The Money Says Sharon
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Ozzy Osbourne AI Avatar Not About The Money Says Sharon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Sharon Osbourne is defending the recently announced Ozzy Osbourne digital AI avatar after receiving some backlash, insisting it’s not a…

Fugazi Reunion Possible Says Brendan Canty
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Fugazi Reunion Possible Says Brendan Canty

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Fugazi went on hiatus in 2003 and last played a show in November 2002. Nearly a quarter century since the…

Megadeth Sets Spring 2027 UK European Farewell Tour Dates
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Megadeth Sets Spring 2027 UK European Farewell Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Megadeth have announced “Breakout: Hibernation of the Nations,” a Spring 2027 UK/European leg of their ongoing farewell tour. The outing…

Serj Tankian Weighs In On John Dolmayan’s Trump Fatigue Suddenly
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Serj Tankian Weighs In On John Dolmayan’s Trump Fatigue Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

For years, Serj Tankian’s left-leaning beliefs clashed with his System of a Down bandmate and brother-in-law John Dolmayan’s MAGA-leaning social…

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