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Gojira Swaps Mario for Luigi Amid Immigration Issue
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Gojira Swaps Mario for Luigi Amid Immigration Issue

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Gojira have temporarily replaced drummer Mario Duplantier due to immigration issues preventing him from playing a handful of US rock…

In This Moment Drops New Album Witch And Single Crawl Now
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In This Moment Drops New Album Witch And Single Crawl Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

In This Moment have announced their ninth studio album, Witch, and have unveiled the single “Crawl” ahead of the LP’s…

Shatner’s Riot Fest Rider Demands Are Completely Over The Top
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Shatner’s Riot Fest Rider Demands Are Completely Over The Top

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

After announcing that he’ll be playing Riot Fest in September, 95-year-old William Shatner has unveiled an outrageous list of rider…

Anthrax Unleashes Graphic Album With Z2 Comics Partnership
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Anthrax Unleashes Graphic Album With Z2 Comics Partnership

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Anthrax and Z2 have announced NOT: The Illustrated Oral History of Anthrax graphic album set for release on March 16th,…

Slipknot Teams With Matt Wallace For New Album
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Slipknot Teams With Matt Wallace For New Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Slipknot guitarist Jim Root revealed in a recent interview that the band is working with producer Matt Wallace on a…

Ghost Unveils Ambitious New Big Screen Project
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Ghost Unveils Ambitious New Big Screen Project

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Ghost have announced a new feature film titled 2 Big To Rig that is set to hit cinemas and IMAX…

System of a Down Blames Oasis for England World Cup Loss
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System of a Down Blames Oasis for England World Cup Loss

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

System of a Down’s Daron Malakian was serving up more Oasis disses at the second of two concerts at London’s…

Sunn O))) Unveils Fall 2026 North American Tour Dates
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Sunn O))) Unveils Fall 2026 North American Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

SUNN O))) have announced a new slate of 2026 North American headlining dates in support of their recent self-titled album,…

Neurosis Reunion Expands with New Live Dates and Acid Bath Show
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Neurosis Reunion Expands with New Live Dates and Acid Bath Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Neurosis have added three live dates to their reunion beyond their already announced appearance at this year’s Fire in the…

Cradle of Filth Hits Road with Moonspell for Fall 2026 Tour
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Cradle of Filth Hits Road with Moonspell for Fall 2026 Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Cradle of Filth have announced the “Majestic in Death II” Fall 2026 North American tour in celebration of the 30th…

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