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System of a Down Fans Chant Pull Oasis Out Your Ass
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System of a Down Fans Chant Pull Oasis Out Your Ass

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System of a Down led the audience at London’s Tottenham Hotspur Stadium in an anti-Oasis chant during their show on…

Shatner Rocks Riot Fest with Metal Band at 95
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Shatner Rocks Riot Fest with Metal Band at 95

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William Shatner is going where no 95-year-old man has gone before. The legendary Star Trek actor is playing Chicago’s Riot…

Napalm Death Bring Grindcore To NPRs Tiny Desk Concert Series
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Napalm Death Bring Grindcore To NPRs Tiny Desk Concert Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Napalm Death have made history by performing a set for NPR’s Tiny Desk Concert series. This marks the first time…

L7 Bassist Jennifer Finch Gets $300,000 for Brain Cancer Fight
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L7 Bassist Jennifer Finch Gets $300,000 for Brain Cancer Fight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

An unbelievable showing of support has transpired following Monday’s announcement that L7 bassist Jennifer Finch is battling aggressive brain cancer,…

Soulfly Hits Road with Nailbomb and Incite this Fall
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Soulfly Hits Road with Nailbomb and Incite this Fall

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Soulfly have announced a US tour for fall 2026 featuring fellow Cavalera family projects Nailbomb and Incite as support. The…

AC/DC 2026 Tour Ticket Prices Revealed
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AC/DC 2026 Tour Ticket Prices Revealed

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AC/DC kicked off their summer 2026 North American “PWR/UP” tour on July 11th, playing a 21-song set filled with classic…

Queens of the Stone Age Drop New Track Easy Street
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Queens of the Stone Age Drop New Track Easy Street

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Queens of the Stone Age have unveiled the new single “Easy Street.” The song’s official release comes after its performance…

Candlebox Unveils Cant Quit You Fall 2026 US Tour Dates
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Candlebox Unveils Cant Quit You Fall 2026 US Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Candlebox have announced the “Can’t Quit You” Fall 2026 US tour, marking a return to the road after previously embarking…

Iron Maiden Sells Half Of Music Catalog To Pophouse Entertainment
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Iron Maiden Sells Half Of Music Catalog To Pophouse Entertainment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Iron Maiden have sold half the rights to their music and likenesses to Pophouse Entertainment. Pophouse is the same production…

Nickelback Unleashes New Single Ahead Of Forthcoming Album Release
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Nickelback Unleashes New Single Ahead Of Forthcoming Album Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Nickelback have announced a new album titled Everything Under the Sun, set to arrive October 30th via Virgin Music Group.…

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