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Shinedown Bass Takes Break Amid Mental Health Struggles
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Shinedown Bass Takes Break Amid Mental Health Struggles

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Shinedown bassist Eric Bass has posted a video message announcing that he will not join the band for the start…

Jack White Saves Twin Temple From Tour Ejection with New Gig
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Jack White Saves Twin Temple From Tour Ejection with New Gig

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Satanic doo-wop duo Twin Temple were kicked off of country singer Charley Crockett’s tour due to their Satanic imagery, only…

Devil Master Unleashes Metal Masterclass with You Worms Vain Delusion
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Devil Master Unleashes Metal Masterclass with You Worms Vain Delusion

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Heavy metal at its mystical, ferocious peak requires a difficult alchemical blend of elements to really work. There is the…

Miss May I Drops New Album And Single Sanctuary Now
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Miss May I Drops New Album And Single Sanctuary Now

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Miss May I have announced a new album titled No Place for Me, out October 2nd via Solid State Records.…

Anthrax Drops Epic New Single The Edge of Perfection Now
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Anthrax Drops Epic New Single The Edge of Perfection Now

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Anthrax have unleashed “The Edge of Perfection,” the second single from their upcoming album Cursum Perficio, out September 18th. The…

Shania Twain and Josh Homme Collaborate on New Track Faded Blue Jeans
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Shania Twain and Josh Homme Collaborate on New Track Faded Blue Jeans

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Shania Twain has teamed up with Queens of the Stone Age frontman Josh Homme on a new song titled “Faded…

Iron Maiden Snubs Rock Hall Induction Ceremony Anyway
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Iron Maiden Snubs Rock Hall Induction Ceremony Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

After years of being snubbed, Iron Maiden were finally announced as a Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductee earlier…

ACDC Launches 2026 North American Tour Ticket Rush
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ACDC Launches 2026 North American Tour Ticket Rush

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AC/DC are set to embark on the Summer 2026 North American leg of their “PWR/UP” tour. The legendary rockers are…

Megadeth Minus Ellefson Is Essentially Mustaine Solo Act
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Megadeth Minus Ellefson Is Essentially Mustaine Solo Act

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Former Megadeth bassist David Ellefson says he views the legendary metal act without him as “Dave Mustaine’s solo band.” The…

AC/DC Legend Bon Scott Celebrated On 80th Birthday With Rare Footage
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AC/DC Legend Bon Scott Celebrated On 80th Birthday With Rare Footage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Bon Scott‘s YouTube channel has been posting both rare footage and birthday tributes from fellow rockers in honor of what…

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