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Slash Gets Species Of Snake Named After Him
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Slash Gets Species Of Snake Named After Him

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For a guitarist with the status and career success of Slash, you might think he’s accomplished all his dreams, but…

Wolves In The Throne Room Drops New Album And Single Today
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Wolves In The Throne Room Drops New Album And Single Today

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Wolves in the Throne Room have announced a new album titled Estuary, out October 23rd via Relapse Records, and have…

Enslaved Unleashes New Single And Album News
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Enslaved Unleashes New Single And Album News

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

Enslaved have announced their new album Mið, due out October 30th via Nuclear Blast Records. Alongside news of the release,…

Lzzy Hale Teams Up With Epiphone For Holographic Explorer Guitar
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Lzzy Hale Teams Up With Epiphone For Holographic Explorer Guitar

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

Lzzy Hale of Halestorm has teamed up with Epiphone to release a signature Explorer Classic in holographic sparkle. The guitar,…

Vivian Campbell Battles Cancer Again
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Vivian Campbell Battles Cancer Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

Def Leppard guitarist Vivian Campbell has revealed that his cancer has returned after a failed transplant. The veteran rocker had…

Yungblud Performs with Broken Leg in Wheelchair
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Yungblud Performs with Broken Leg in Wheelchair

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

Yungblud broke his leg in a dirt bike accident at the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in South Dakota earlier this month,…

Foo Fighters Join AC/DC for One Night Only Gig
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Foo Fighters Join AC/DC for One Night Only Gig

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

AC/DC needed a new support act for their September 8th show in St. Louis, as the tour’s regular opener The…

MTV VMAs Ditches Best Rock Category For 2026 Show
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MTV VMAs Ditches Best Rock Category For 2026 Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026

Gene Simmons has long said “rock is dead,” and MTV seems to agree. After decades of recognizing the genre, the…

Haywire Drops New Album And Unleashes Interstate Love Affair Track
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Haywire Drops New Album And Unleashes Interstate Love Affair Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026

Boston hardcore act Haywire have announced their sophomore album, I Don’t Wanna Say Goodbye, due out October 2nd after inking…

Cult of Luna Drops New Track A Way Back Online
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Cult of Luna Drops New Track A Way Back Online

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026

Cult of Luna have released “A Way Back,” the second single from the Swedish metal band’s upcoming album In the…

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