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Agnostic Front And Angel Du$t Team Up For US Fall Tour
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Agnostic Front And Angel Du$t Team Up For US Fall Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Two generations of hardcore are teaming up, as Agnostic Front and Angel Du$t have announced a co-headlining US tour for…

Ho99o9 and N8NOFACE Team Up For Fall 2026 Tour
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Ho99o9 and N8NOFACE Team Up For Fall 2026 Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Ho99o9 and N8NOFACE are teaming up for a Fall 2026 co-headlining North American tour, featuring support from Slay Squad. The…

Prong Drops New Self Titled Album
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Prong Drops New Self Titled Album

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Prong have announced a new self-titled album, due out November 6th via their new label Napalm Records. It marks the…

My Chemical Romance Debuts Ambulance Live Onstage Tonight
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My Chemical Romance Debuts Ambulance Live Onstage Tonight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

My Chemical Romance busted out a surprise during their show at Bellahouston Park in Glasgow, Scotland, on Saturday. The band…

Metallica Pays Tribute to Black Sabbath at M72 Tour Finale
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Metallica Pays Tribute to Black Sabbath at M72 Tour Finale

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Metallica wrapped up their three-year “M72 World Tour” on Sunday, July 5th, in London. With the date falling on the…

Brendan Canty Slams Vans Fugazi Merchandise As Tone Deaf Move
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Brendan Canty Slams Vans Fugazi Merchandise As Tone Deaf Move

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Vans has apologized for any confusion surrounding its new “Vans and Fugazi” sneaker collaboration that led people to believe that…

Black Sabbath Unauthorized Bio The Masters of Reality Hits Shelves Fall
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Black Sabbath Unauthorized Bio The Masters of Reality Hits Shelves Fall

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

The first official Black Sabbath book, The Masters of Reality – Why Black Sabbath Matters, will arrive in October via…

Sammy Hagar Stands By DC Freedom 250 Gig Amid Controversy
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Sammy Hagar Stands By DC Freedom 250 Gig Amid Controversy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Sammy Hagar has defended his planned performance at the Freedom 250 Fourth of July concert that was set to take…

Yungblud Gets Star Support After Emotional Industry Plant Accusations Post
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Yungblud Gets Star Support After Emotional Industry Plant Accusations Post

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Yungblud penned a heartfelt message on social media detailing a recent “breakdown” stemming from the perception surrounding his standing in…

Muse Launch 2026 Tour With Epic 24 Song Performance
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Muse Launch 2026 Tour With Epic 24 Song Performance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2026

Muse kicked off their North American summer tour at Milwaukee’s Summerfest on July 2nd, featuring a set of songs from…

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