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Enslaved Drops Spiritual Musical Fusion Track Spirit Helper
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Enslaved Drops Spiritual Musical Fusion Track Spirit Helper

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Enslaved have always managed to delicately thread a quite tricky needle, that being making spiritually activated black metal without slipping…

Tommy Lee Opens Up About His Surprisingly Static Weight
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Tommy Lee Opens Up About His Surprisingly Static Weight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Tommy Lee has maintained a slim figure throughout his career, and the Mötley Crüe drummer says the secret to maintaining…

Metallica Gives 100000 To Venezuela Earthquake Aid Through Foundation
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Metallica Gives 100000 To Venezuela Earthquake Aid Through Foundation

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Metallica’s All Within My Hands Foundation has made a $100,000 donation to Venezuela earthquake relief efforts. The metal band’s foundation…

Sigh Enlists Opeths Mikael Åkerfeldt For New Album
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Sigh Enlists Opeths Mikael Åkerfeldt For New Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Japanese metal veterans Sigh have announced a new album titled Goh-ka, set to arrive September 4th through Peaceville Records. The…

Dexter Holland and Billy Morrison Unite for New Single Never Gonna Change
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Dexter Holland and Billy Morrison Unite for New Single Never Gonna Change

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Billy Morrison, guitarist for Billy Idol and former bassist of The Cult, has joined forces with The Offspring frontman Dexter…

RUSH Designs T-Shirt to Aid Venezuela Earthquake Victims
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RUSH Designs T-Shirt to Aid Venezuela Earthquake Victims

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RUSH have partnered with Fantoons to release a special one-off shirt with proceeds to benefit victims of the recent devastating…

Metal Musician Shaun Glass Dies at 57
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Metal Musician Shaun Glass Dies at 57

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Shaun Glass, a member of the bands Broken Hope, SOiL, Repentance and others over the years, died at 57 years…

Kid Rock Dishes on His Bizarre Trump Friendship Experience
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Kid Rock Dishes on His Bizarre Trump Friendship Experience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

Kid Rock has been a long-time supporter of Donald Trump, and in a recent interview with Sky News Australia, he…

Hollywood Vampires Live Album Drops From Montreux Jazz Festival Set
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Hollywood Vampires Live Album Drops From Montreux Jazz Festival Set

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

Hollywood Vampires have announced a new live album titled At Montreux Jazz Festival, set for release digitally on August 7th…

Rock Hall Unveils Women In Metal Exhibit With Lzzy Hale Lita Ford
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Rock Hall Unveils Women In Metal Exhibit With Lzzy Hale Lita Ford

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland has announced a new exhibit titled “Women in Metal: You Will…

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