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GWAR Original Member Chuck Varga Loses Cancer Battle
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GWAR Original Member Chuck Varga Loses Cancer Battle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 26, 2026

Chuck Varga, a classic member of GWAR known as the Sexecutioner, has died following a battle with cancer; he was…

Pearl Jam Taps Abe Laboriel Jr as New Drummer
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Pearl Jam Taps Abe Laboriel Jr as New Drummer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 26, 2026

Pearl Jam has officially unveiled their new drummer, Abe Laboriel Jr., a longtime collaborator of Paul McCartney, during a surprise…

Clutch Drops New Album Wasted Lands And Debut Single
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Clutch Drops New Album Wasted Lands And Debut Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026

Clutch have announced their 14th studio album, Wasted Lands, out January 22nd via Weathermaker Records. The band has also unleashed…

Chad Smith Rocks Black Sabbath Classic Fairies Wear Boots Live
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Chad Smith Rocks Black Sabbath Classic Fairies Wear Boots Live

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026

Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith has played through Black Sabbath‘s “Fairies Wear Boots” as part of his program…

Crypta Unleash Death Metal Fury with A Portrait of Decay
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Crypta Unleash Death Metal Fury with A Portrait of Decay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026

Crypta’s new single “A Portrait of Decay” is a standout track that showcases the band’s ability to conjure a sense…

Anika Nilles Drops Stick During RUSH Tom Sawyer Fill
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Anika Nilles Drops Stick During RUSH Tom Sawyer Fill

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026

Anika Nilles has been near-perfect behind the kit on RUSH’s “Fifty Something” reunion tour, impressing fans as she fills the…

Mastodon Rocks Brooklyn With Deafheaven And Alcest
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Mastodon Rocks Brooklyn With Deafheaven And Alcest

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026

Mastodon’s “Poisonous Weapons Tour” made a stop at the Brooklyn Paramount in Brooklyn, New York, on Thursday night, delivering a…

Motörhead’s Orgasmatron Turns 40 With Anniversary Editions
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Motörhead’s Orgasmatron Turns 40 With Anniversary Editions

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026

The 40th anniversary of Motörhead’s 1986 album Orgasmatron is being commemorated with various reissues, all expected to ship in November.…

Knocked Loose Gives 8000 to Fan Paralyzed at Music Festival
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Knocked Loose Gives 8000 to Fan Paralyzed at Music Festival

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026

Knocked Loose have made an $8,000 contribution to a GoFundMe launched for Jamie Ulshoffer, the woman who was left paralyzed…

Evanescence Drops Expanded 20th Anniversary Edition Of The Open Door
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Evanescence Drops Expanded 20th Anniversary Edition Of The Open Door

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026

Evanescence have announced a 20th anniversary expanded edition of their second studio album, The Open Door, out November 6th via…

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