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Tag: heavy-metal

Ozzy gets theme park ride because clearly thats the pinnacle of his career now
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Ozzy gets theme park ride because clearly thats the pinnacle of his career now

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I mean, it’s not like the Prince of Darkness needs any more reasons to be worshipped, but here we are.…

Tony Iommi Drops First Solo Album in 21 Years
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Tony Iommi Drops First Solo Album in 21 Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

Tony Iommi has announced a new album titled From the Dark. Ahead of its October 23rd release via BMG, the…

Danzig Reissues Deth Red Sabaoth On Multiple Formats
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Danzig Reissues Deth Red Sabaoth On Multiple Formats

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Danzig are set to reissue their ninth studio album Deth Red Sabaoth on August 21st via Cleopatra Records. The reissue…

Tom Morello Drops Debut Solo Rock Album And New Single
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Tom Morello Drops Debut Solo Rock Album And New Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Tom Morello has announced his first solo rock album, titled Everyone Gets Everything They Want, out September 25th on Mom…

Dez Fafara Diagnosed With Head Tumor Amid Music Career
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Dez Fafara Diagnosed With Head Tumor Amid Music Career

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Dez Fafara, frontman of both DevilDriver and Coal Chamber, has revealed that he has a tumor in his head. The…

Spiritbox Singer Defends Booting Fan From Concert Amid Online Backlash
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Spiritbox Singer Defends Booting Fan From Concert Amid Online Backlash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Spiritbox singer Courtney LaPlante ejected an unruly concertgoer earlier this month in Phoenix while the band was opening up for…

Andy LaRocque Exits King Diamond in Mutual Split
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Andy LaRocque Exits King Diamond in Mutual Split

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Andy LaRocque has commented on his surprise exit from King Diamond, affirming it as a mutual decision. LaRocque had been…

Neurosis Returns With Revamped Lineup After Seven Year Hiatus
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Neurosis Returns With Revamped Lineup After Seven Year Hiatus

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Neurosis performed live for the first time in seven years on Saturday, July 25th, during the Fire in the Mountains…

Judas Priest Still Touring Because You Clearly Haven’t Forgotten Them Yet
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Judas Priest Still Touring Because You Clearly Haven’t Forgotten Them Yet

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Judas Priest kicked off…

Enslaved feat. Kevin Kicking Woman at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
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Enslaved feat. Kevin Kicking Woman at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 26, 2026

Norwegian heavy metal from Haugesund Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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