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Mötley Crüe Launches 2026 Tour with Epic 17 Song Setlist
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Mötley Crüe Launches 2026 Tour with Epic 17 Song Setlist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Mötley Crüe kicked off their Summer 2026 North American tour with Extreme and Tesla on Friday in Burgettstown, Pennsylvania, playing…

Aaron Comess Covers Avenged Sevenfold’s Afterlife For First Time Ever
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Aaron Comess Covers Avenged Sevenfold’s Afterlife For First Time Ever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Spin Doctors drummer Aaron Comess was challenged to play Avenged Sevenfold’s “Afterlife” as he heard it for the first time…

Uncle Acid Unleashes Shapes Of Midnight Album And Title Track
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Uncle Acid Unleashes Shapes Of Midnight Album And Title Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats have announced a new album, Shapes of Midnight, due out September 18th from Killer Candy…

Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album
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Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that NWOBHM legends CLOVEN HOOF…

Jason Newsted saves music by playing Fairies Wear Boots with Blackberry Smoke in Farmington Pennsylvania
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Jason Newsted saves music by playing Fairies Wear Boots with Blackberry Smoke in Farmington Pennsylvania

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Oh boy, folks, are you ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement. Former…

The Ocean Unleashes Dynamic New Single Belligerence This Week
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The Ocean Unleashes Dynamic New Single Belligerence This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2026

This week’s Heavy Song of the Week feature highlights the new single “Belligerence” from The Ocean, the second single from…

Birmingham Honors Ozzy With His Own Special Day
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Birmingham Honors Ozzy With His Own Special Day

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Birmingham, England will mark the one-year anniversary of the passing of the city’s hometown hero Ozzy Osbourne on July 22nd…

Metallica Announces Immersive Sphere Residency with Lars Ulrich
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Metallica Announces Immersive Sphere Residency with Lars Ulrich

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Metallica has concluded their three-year “M72 World Tour” and is now focusing on their upcoming residency at Las Vegas’ Sphere.…

Gojira Swaps Mario for Luigi Amid Immigration Issue
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Gojira Swaps Mario for Luigi Amid Immigration Issue

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Gojira have temporarily replaced drummer Mario Duplantier due to immigration issues preventing him from playing a handful of US rock…

Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already
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Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Breaking News: Birmingham Declares “Ozzy Day” and We’re Not Sure If We Should Be Excited or Concerned 🤔 In a…

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