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FORBIDDEN Ditches Dead Weight For Fall 2026 Tour Because Adulting Is Hard
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FORBIDDEN Ditches Dead Weight For Fall 2026 Tour Because Adulting Is Hard

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that has left fans utterly unsurprised, FORBIDDEN’s bassist Matt Camacho and drummer Chris Kontos…

GWAR Original Member Chuck Varga Loses Cancer Battle
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GWAR Original Member Chuck Varga Loses Cancer Battle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 26, 2026

Chuck Varga, a classic member of GWAR known as the Sexecutioner, has died following a battle with cancer; he was…

Chad Smith Rocks Black Sabbath Classic Fairies Wear Boots Live
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Chad Smith Rocks Black Sabbath Classic Fairies Wear Boots Live

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026

Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith has played through Black Sabbath‘s “Fairies Wear Boots” as part of his program…

Crypta Unleash Death Metal Fury with A Portrait of Decay
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Crypta Unleash Death Metal Fury with A Portrait of Decay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026

Crypta’s new single “A Portrait of Decay” is a standout track that showcases the band’s ability to conjure a sense…

Mastodon Rocks Brooklyn With Deafheaven And Alcest
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Mastodon Rocks Brooklyn With Deafheaven And Alcest

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026

Mastodon’s “Poisonous Weapons Tour” made a stop at the Brooklyn Paramount in Brooklyn, New York, on Thursday night, delivering a…

Motörhead’s Orgasmatron Turns 40 With Anniversary Editions
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Motörhead’s Orgasmatron Turns 40 With Anniversary Editions

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026

The 40th anniversary of Motörhead’s 1986 album Orgasmatron is being commemorated with various reissues, all expected to ship in November.…

Louder Than Life Fest Sizzles With Iron Maiden And Tool Performances
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Louder Than Life Fest Sizzles With Iron Maiden And Tool Performances

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026

The 2026 edition of the massive rock festival Louder Than Life in Louisville brought with it four days of scorching…

KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch
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KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some spine-tingling news? 🎃 KING DIAMOND’s “Halloween” picture disc is being re-released, because,…

Andy Biersack Already Tired Of Next Black Veil Brides Album
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Andy Biersack Already Tired Of Next Black Veil Brides Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

OMG, you guys, BLACK VEIL BRIDES is finally going to release new music soon! 🤩 I mean, it’s not like…

Skid Row Drops Remastered 40 Seasons Greatest Hits Collection
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Skid Row Drops Remastered 40 Seasons Greatest Hits Collection

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026

Skid Row have announced a newly remastered edition of 40 Seasons: The Best of Skid Row in celebration of 40…

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