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Tag: heavy-metal

Anthrax Drops New Single Everybody’s Got a Plan
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Anthrax Drops New Single Everybody’s Got a Plan

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Anthrax have released “Everybody’s Got a Plan” as the latest single from their upcoming album, Cursum Perficio, out September 18th…

Mercyful Fate Rises From Crypt To Bank Some Cash
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Mercyful Fate Rises From Crypt To Bank Some Cash

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! MERCYFUL FATE is back, and by back, I mean they’re playing a single show in over…

Mötley Crüe Uses Backing Tracks Live On Stage
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Mötley Crüe Uses Backing Tracks Live On Stage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Mötley Crüe bassist Nikki Sixx has responded to the claims that the band uses backing tracks live, admitting they do…

Yngwie Malmsteen Drops New Album And Single Now Or Never
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Yngwie Malmsteen Drops New Album And Single Now Or Never

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Guitar virtuoso Yngwie Malmsteen has announced a new album titled Hell or High Water, due out November 13 via Music…

Disney Unleashes Dark Side with Metal Villains Merch Lineup
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Disney Unleashes Dark Side with Metal Villains Merch Lineup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Disney has unveiled a new “Villains Collection” of merchandise including a line of extreme-metal-inspired shirt designs. According to the Disney…

Glenn Hughes Calls It Quits On Live Shows After Legendary Career
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Glenn Hughes Calls It Quits On Live Shows After Legendary Career

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Rock & Roll Hall of Famer Glenn Hughes — known for his work in Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Black Country…

Buzz Osborne and JD Pinkus form new supergroup Gatta Morta
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Buzz Osborne and JD Pinkus form new supergroup Gatta Morta

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Members of the Melvins, Butthole Surfers, Big Business, and Mr. Phylzzz have formed a new supergroup called Gatta Morta. The…

Ozzy Osbourne AI Avatar Not About The Money Says Sharon
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Ozzy Osbourne AI Avatar Not About The Money Says Sharon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Sharon Osbourne is defending the recently announced Ozzy Osbourne digital AI avatar after receiving some backlash, insisting it’s not a…

Megadeth Sets Spring 2027 UK European Farewell Tour Dates
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Megadeth Sets Spring 2027 UK European Farewell Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Megadeth have announced “Breakout: Hibernation of the Nations,” a Spring 2027 UK/European leg of their ongoing farewell tour. The outing…

Serj Tankian Weighs In On John Dolmayan’s Trump Fatigue Suddenly
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Serj Tankian Weighs In On John Dolmayan’s Trump Fatigue Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

For years, Serj Tankian’s left-leaning beliefs clashed with his System of a Down bandmate and brother-in-law John Dolmayan’s MAGA-leaning social…

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