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Tag: heavy-metal

Metallica — «The Memory Remains». Live in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)
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Metallica — «The Memory Remains». Live in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

American #1 heavy metal from Los Angeles!

Metallica — «For Whom the Bell Tolls». Live in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025
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Metallica — «For Whom the Bell Tolls». Live in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

American #1 heavy metal from Los Angeles!

Metallica — «Creeping Death». Live in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025
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Metallica — «Creeping Death». Live in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

American #1 heavy metal from Los Angeles!

Metallica — «Enter Sandman». Live in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025
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Metallica — «Enter Sandman». Live in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

American #1 heavy metal from Los Angeles!

Pantera in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)
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Pantera in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

American heavy metal from Arlington, Texas!

Wolf Hoffmann of ACCEPT Declares Musicians Must Now Grovel to Social Media Gods and Bow to Technology’s Iron Fist
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Wolf Hoffmann of ACCEPT Declares Musicians Must Now Grovel to Social Media Gods and Bow to Technology’s Iron Fist

Chord F. DiscordMay 31, 2025May 30, 2025

So, Wolf Hoffmann, guitar shredder from ACCEPT (who?), gave an interview to some Portuguese metal blog, Carlos Guimarães of Caminhos…

Orange Goblin at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Orange Goblin at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

English heavy metal band from London!

Orange Goblin at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Orange Goblin at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2025

English heavy metal band from London!

DORO Drips Out Another Banger: “Warriors of the Sea” Will Cure Your Depression (Probably)
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DORO Drips Out Another Banger: “Warriors of the Sea” Will Cure Your Depression (Probably)

Chord F. DiscordMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

OMG! Doro Pesch, the self-proclaimed German metal queen (more like metal court jester, amirite? 😂), has graced us with a…

Unto Others at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)
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Unto Others at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

American gothic rock/heavy metal band from Portland, Oregon (with a classic Ramones song!)

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