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Accept Unleashes Re-Recorded Balls To The Wall With Rob Halford
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Accept Unleashes Re-Recorded Balls To The Wall With Rob Halford

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Accept have released a re-recording of their classic song “Balls to the Wall” featuring Judas Priest singer Rob Halford, Scorpions…

Prong Drops New Self Titled Album
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Prong Drops New Self Titled Album

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Prong have announced a new self-titled album, due out November 6th via their new label Napalm Records. It marks the…

Metallica Pays Tribute to Black Sabbath at M72 Tour Finale
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Metallica Pays Tribute to Black Sabbath at M72 Tour Finale

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Metallica wrapped up their three-year “M72 World Tour” on Sunday, July 5th, in London. With the date falling on the…

Black Sabbath Unauthorized Bio The Masters of Reality Hits Shelves Fall
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Black Sabbath Unauthorized Bio The Masters of Reality Hits Shelves Fall

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

The first official Black Sabbath book, The Masters of Reality – Why Black Sabbath Matters, will arrive in October via…

Jason Newsted Abandons Dignity To Tour With The Chophouse Band Because You Clearly Needed This
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Jason Newsted Abandons Dignity To Tour With The Chophouse Band Because You Clearly Needed This

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 Former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted and his band The Chophouse…

You Won’t Believe This Doc’s Crazy Parenting Tips
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You Won’t Believe This Doc’s Crazy Parenting Tips

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dr. John Delony, a therapist who looks like he just stepped out of…

Metallica Gives 100000 To Venezuela Earthquake Aid Through Foundation
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Metallica Gives 100000 To Venezuela Earthquake Aid Through Foundation

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Metallica’s All Within My Hands Foundation has made a $100,000 donation to Venezuela earthquake relief efforts. The metal band’s foundation…

ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points
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ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some cultural appropriation… err, I mean, “cultural exchange”? 🤦‍♂️ Norwegian progressive metal band…

Metal Musician Shaun Glass Dies at 57
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Metal Musician Shaun Glass Dies at 57

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Shaun Glass, a member of the bands Broken Hope, SOiL, Repentance and others over the years, died at 57 years…

Rock Hall Unveils Women In Metal Exhibit With Lzzy Hale Lita Ford
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Rock Hall Unveils Women In Metal Exhibit With Lzzy Hale Lita Ford

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland has announced a new exhibit titled “Women in Metal: You Will…

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