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Mastodon Choose RUSH, Björk, Manilow Albums On Amoeba Music Series
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Mastodon Choose RUSH, Björk, Manilow Albums On Amoeba Music Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026

Mastodon appear on the latest episode of Amoeba Music’s “What’s In My Bag?” series. The show is known for artists…

Darkest Hour Drops New Album Suffer Divine With Title Track Streaming
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Darkest Hour Drops New Album Suffer Divine With Title Track Streaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026

Melodic death metal veterans Darkest Hour have announced their 11th studio album, Suffer Divine, and have unveiled the title track…

Amorphis And Insomnium Team Up For Big Fall 2026 Tour
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Amorphis And Insomnium Team Up For Big Fall 2026 Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026

Finnish metal bands Amorphis and Insomnium have announced a co-headlining Fall 2025 North American tour. The outing kicks off in…

Jay Weinberg Seeks Help After Slipknot Exit
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Jay Weinberg Seeks Help After Slipknot Exit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026

Drummer Jay Weinberg has opened up about seeking therapy following his Slipknot firing in 2023. The revelation comes from an…

DOWN Still Exists Somehow Tours Maryland
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DOWN Still Exists Somehow Tours Maryland

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

I just witnessed the most epic thing ever – a fan-filmed video of DOWN’s entire August 30 concert at The…

IRON MAIDEN Blesses Toronto With Presence Obviously Everyone Needed
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IRON MAIDEN Blesses Toronto With Presence Obviously Everyone Needed

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

I mean, seriously, the British heavy metal legends just kicked off the North American leg of their “Run For Your…

Zakk Wylde — 13-Minute «War Pigs» Chaos! (In the Crowd + Behind the Head Solo) 🎸🔥
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Zakk Wylde — 13-Minute «War Pigs» Chaos! (In the Crowd + Behind the Head Solo) 🎸🔥

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2026

Pure madness at the Zakk Sabbath show in Asheville! Zakk Wylde turned the iconic «War Pigs» into a 13-minute symphony…

Bruce Dickinson Slams Trump Over Lake America Name Change
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Bruce Dickinson Slams Trump Over Lake America Name Change

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

Iron Maiden singer Bruce Dickinson mocked President Trump’s recent executive order to change the name of Lake Ontario to Lake…

Sebastian Bach Joins Twisted Sister On Stage For First Gig
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Sebastian Bach Joins Twisted Sister On Stage For First Gig

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

Twisted Sister have performed their first show with Sebastian Bach as frontman. The performance took place on August 28th at…

Iron Maiden Launch 2026 Tour with Epic 17 Song Setlist
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Iron Maiden Launch 2026 Tour with Epic 17 Song Setlist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

Iron Maiden kicked off their North American “Run for You Lives” tour with two shows at Toronto’s Scotiabank Arena on…

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