STRYPER Releases New Single Because You Clearly Weren’t Tired of Their Power Ballads Yet
The legendary Christian metal band STRYPER has just released a new single, “I’m Alright (I’m Okay)”, and we’re still trying…
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MARK MORTON Still Shocked Nobody Has Copied LAMB OF GOD’s Unique Sound After Only 25 Years of Being Totally Original and Not At All Influenced by Anyone Else
In a shocking turn of events, LAMB OF GOD guitarist Mark Morton revealed that the band’s latest album, “Into Oblivion”,…
VOIVOD’s AWAY Loses Brain Cells Trying to Keep Up with Bunch of Fancy Music Nerds in Orchestra Nightmare Come to Life
In a shocking turn of events, the Canadian heavy metal band VOIVOD has announced their upcoming album “Symphonique”, a live…
Classic heavy metal from LA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Metallica in Chorzów, Poland (05/19/2026)
Classic heavy metal from LA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
DETHKLOK’s Concert In Milwaukee Cut Short Because Who Needs That Much Eyeliner Anyway And Also The Fire Alarms Went Off From All The Pretentiousness
Oh boy, what a night it was! 🤣 The infamous DETHKLOK concert on Saturday, May 16 at Landmark Credit Union…
Formerly Sane Bassist Ditches ROB ZOMBIE To Worship At The Altar Of MARILYN MANSON Now Launches New Project Because The World Was Missing GABI & THE FLY Apparently
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🎉! The most epic, face-melting, and soul-crushing heavy metal project has…
Infected Rain in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)
Moldovan heavy metal from ChiÈ™inău Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Lamb of God at Welcome to Rockville 2026 (Daytona Beach, FL — 05/09/2026)
Heavy metal from Richmond, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Avatar at Welcome to Rockville 2026 (Daytona Beach, FL — 05/09/2026)
Swedish heavy metal from Mölndal Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…