Maine Families Thrilled To Freeze And Go Broke This Winter
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The situation in Aroostook County, Maine, is dire. Heating oil prices…
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California Counties Told To Quarantine Suspicious Ballots
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading this article, and I just can’t help but raise an eyebrow. The Justice…
Justice Served With Extra Helping of Tragedy
Cincinnati, Ohio, and I’m sipping my coffee, trying to wrap my head around this one – a man who struck…
Diplomats Suddenly Remember They Have Families in Middle East
The United States is rushing to move some diplomats and their family members from posts in the Middle East as…
GOP Begs Trump for Cash to Save Sinking Ship
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming midterms, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…
Miley Cyrus ‘Cold Blooded’: Because You Clearly Didn’t Understand the Depths of Her Philosophical Genius and Needed a Line by Line Breakdown
Miley Cyrus’ “Cold Blooded” is like the ultimate anthem for anyone who’s ever been like, “Uh, I’m good, I’ll just…
Central Park Horse Whips Get Yanked Possibly Ending Jobs
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems those iconic horse-drawn carriages in Central Park are…
Garfield’s latest concoction mashes auto battlers with battle royale chaos predictably
Get ready for the chaos, folks! Richard Garfield, the genius behind Magic: The Gathering, is back with a brand new…
Gaming’s Smoke and Mirrors: Polish Over Substance Reigns Supreme
Let’s get real, folks – modern video games are a sensory overload in the best possible way. I mean, who…
Bon Jovi’s Vocal Cords Miraculously Still Intact Somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🌎 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 🤩…