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Justice Kagan Calls Out Conservative Colleagues For Democracy Fail
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Justice Kagan Calls Out Conservative Colleagues For Democracy Fail

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Justice Elena Kagan’s latest comments on the Supreme Court’s handling of election…

Taylor Momsen Saves Music From Certain Doom By Refusing AI Help
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Taylor Momsen Saves Music From Certain Doom By Refusing AI Help

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh no, the music industry is doomed… or not. Taylor Momsen, the fearless frontwoman of THE PRETTY RECKLESS, has spoken…

Amy Acton’s Mom Throws Ohio Politics Into Chaos
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Amy Acton’s Mom Throws Ohio Politics Into Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

The Ohio governor’s race just got a whole lot more interesting, folks. I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a…

Budget Airlines Flourish In Europe Because Apparently They Try Harder
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Budget Airlines Flourish In Europe Because Apparently They Try Harder

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about Ryanair, the Irish-based airline that’s one of the most profitable low-cost carriers…

CD Projekt cranks out Edgerunners 2 update to milk Cyberpunk 2077 some more
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CD Projekt cranks out Edgerunners 2 update to milk Cyberpunk 2077 some more

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

It seems like CD Projekt RED is back to its old tricks, breathing new life into Cyberpunk 2077 with Update…

Democrats Optimistic About Midterms Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats Optimistic About Midterms Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read through this article, I couldn’t help but think that the Democrats are getting…

Vivek Ramaswamy Learns Politics The Hard Way In Ohio
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Vivek Ramaswamy Learns Politics The Hard Way In Ohio

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vivek Ramaswamy, the biotech entrepreneur, is running for governor in Ohio,…

Vance Breaks with Trump on Netanyahu Endorsement Because Sanity
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Vance Breaks with Trump on Netanyahu Endorsement Because Sanity

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President JD Vance declining to endorse Benjamin Netanyahu for reelection, and…

Toddler’s Demise Deemed Totally Justified Apparently
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Toddler’s Demise Deemed Totally Justified Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Mississippi attorney general has concluded that a Senatobia police officer…

GOP Furious At Suggestion Their Reputation Might Scare Off Interns
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GOP Furious At Suggestion Their Reputation Might Scare Off Interns

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic Sen. Elissa Slotkin is in hot water after suggesting that…

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