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Trump Casually Rewires US Capitalism Behind Smokescreen of Red Scare
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Trump Casually Rewires US Capitalism Behind Smokescreen of Red Scare

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump is trying to have it both…

Kentucky Park Turns Slightly Less Family Friendly Overnight Suddenly
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Kentucky Park Turns Slightly Less Family Friendly Overnight Suddenly

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in Lexington, Kentucky, where one person was killed and four…

Galactic Cash Grabs: Sequel Era Books and Comics Worth Your Credits
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Galactic Cash Grabs: Sequel Era Books and Comics Worth Your Credits

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

It’s time to dive into the wonderful world of Star Wars, where the Sequel era has been getting a bad…

Navy Life: Where Squalor Meets Camaraderie At Sea Apparently
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Navy Life: Where Squalor Meets Camaraderie At Sea Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the USS Abraham Lincoln, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Desperate Family Turns to Psychics Because That’s Going Great Historically
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Desperate Family Turns to Psychics Because That’s Going Great Historically

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 15-year-old girl named Sophie Reeder has been missing for over…

Police Find Suspect Hiding In Closet Because That’s Always A Good Idea
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Police Find Suspect Hiding In Closet Because That’s Always A Good Idea

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at Virginia State University, where a 19-year-old named Camron Harris…

Mamdani marts frenzy somehow not about the snacks
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Mamdani marts frenzy somehow not about the snacks

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Mayor Zohran Mamdani is planning to open five government-owned supermarkets in…

Teen’s Creative Writing Project Takes Darkly Literal Turn Apparently
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Teen’s Creative Writing Project Takes Darkly Literal Turn Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this case, and I have to say, it’s a real head-scratcher. A…

Geddy Lee still butchering Rush songs in original keys because his ego refuses to acknowledge his vocal decline
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Geddy Lee still butchering Rush songs in original keys because his ego refuses to acknowledge his vocal decline

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 RUSH is back, and I’m not sure if I should be excited…

GOP Masters the Art of Dancing Around Issues
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GOP Masters the Art of Dancing Around Issues

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Republicans are facing a potentially ugly 2026 midterm election in…

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