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Night City 2045 is Totally Not Jealous of Cyberpunk 2077’s Success and Definitely Doesn’t Need to One Up Them
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Night City 2045 is Totally Not Jealous of Cyberpunk 2077’s Success and Definitely Doesn’t Need to One Up Them

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

Get ready for another exciting installment in the Cyberpunk 2077 universe, because CD Projekt Red is back with a brand…

More fake news targeting our great President’s awesome loyal friends somehow
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More fake news targeting our great President’s awesome loyal friends somehow

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Oh, great, another “scandal” about our beloved President Donald Trump, the greatest leader this country has ever seen. I mean,…

Oh Great Another Opportunity for Nerds to Waste Their Lives Watching Space Babies and Armored Dudes in Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu
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Oh Great Another Opportunity for Nerds to Waste Their Lives Watching Space Babies and Armored Dudes in Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu

FinnApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

The most epic news ever just dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic for once! 🚀👀 The new trailer for…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Thing You’ll Ever See This Side of the Galaxy aka the Mandalorian and Grogu Final Trailer Because Your Life Was Missing Something and This Is It
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Thing You’ll Ever See This Side of the Galaxy aka the Mandalorian and Grogu Final Trailer Because Your Life Was Missing Something and This Is It

FinnApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the wait for a new Star Wars movie is almost over, and we can’t…

Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Games to Play Already GeForce NOW Is Blessing You with PRAGMATA and Three Other Things to Waste Your Life On This Week
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Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Games to Play Already GeForce NOW Is Blessing You with PRAGMATA and Three Other Things to Waste Your Life On This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

NVIDIA just went full rocket scientist and sent GeForce NOW to the moon 🚀, bringing not one, not two, but…

Marvel Just Lost Almost Its Entire Visual Development Team Because Who Needs Good Art Anyway
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Marvel Just Lost Almost Its Entire Visual Development Team Because Who Needs Good Art Anyway

FinnApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

A month into new Disney CEO Josh D’Amaro’s tenure, and he’s already making magic happen – by making around 1,000…

Liberals eating own, good riddance to creepy Swalwell
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Liberals eating own, good riddance to creepy Swalwell

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

The so-called “journalists” are at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and our fearless leader, President Donald…

DREAM THEATER’s JOHN PETRUCCI Admits Playing Whole ‘Parasomnia’ Album Live Is Super Fun For Him But Possibly Soul Crushing For Everyone Else
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DREAM THEATER’s JOHN PETRUCCI Admits Playing Whole ‘Parasomnia’ Album Live Is Super Fun For Him But Possibly Soul Crushing For Everyone Else

Chord F. DiscordApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Dream Theater guitarist John Petrucci revealed that the band’s current tour has been a…

Because Who Needs Human Interaction When You Can Hoard Rare Fortnite Skins and Call Yourself a Connoisseur of Digital Junk
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Because Who Needs Human Interaction When You Can Hoard Rare Fortnite Skins and Call Yourself a Connoisseur of Digital Junk

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Hey there, fellow gamers and collectors! Let’s talk about the crazy world of gaming memorabilia 🤯. I mean, who wouldn’t…

Warhammer Classics Because Who Needs New Games When You Can Pay For The Same Old Ones Again On Steam With A Fancy New Coat Of Paint And A Steep Price Tag
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Warhammer Classics Because Who Needs New Games When You Can Pay For The Same Old Ones Again On Steam With A Fancy New Coat Of Paint And A Steep Price Tag

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks! 🚀 The publisher SNEG has teamed up with Games Workshop and…

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