IndyCar Takes Over DC Because Who Needs Traffic Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Washington, DC is about to join the ranks of Monaco, Las…
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Lake Mead’s Record Low Exposes More Than Just Old Bones Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lake Mead, the largest reservoir in the United States, has been…
Netflix Saves Beloved Comedy From Obscurity Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated
After years of being notoriously hard to find, SCTV is making its way to Netflix. The show, which stands for…
New York Capitol Bomb Plot Foiled Because Terrorism Is So Basic
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 35-year-old woman, Jessica Bowie, who’s been charged with plotting to blow…
Lamb Cult Hijacks Two Point Museum in Bizarre Crossover Cash Grab
Because what the world really needed was a museum-themed game with a dash of cultist flair, SEGA Europe and Two…
NBA 2K27 Gets Bigger, Not Necessarily Better, With More Monetized Social Fluff
As I stepped into the Intuit Dome in Inglewood, home of the Los Angeles Clippers, I couldn’t help but feel…
Immigration Hardliner’s Company Trafficked Nurses Apparently By Accident Totally
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rick Jackson, a billionaire Republican, is running for governor in Georgia,…
Melania Trump apparently has better things to do now
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Melania Trump’s latest initiative, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
More Reboots and Sequels to Ignore on Streaming This Weekend
It’s that time of the week again, folks, when the streaming giants unleash a fresh batch of movies upon us,…
Trump Plans Another BFF Summit with Kim Jong Un Apparently
Folks, I just about choked on my coffee reading about President Donald Trump’s latest announcement – he’s planning to meet…