Tom Cruise Unrecognizable Again Because That’s All He’s Got Left
Because the world was just missing a film where Tom Cruise plays a billionaire businessman who causes an environmental calamity…
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Riot Grrrl Pioneer Jennifer Finch Loses Brave Fight Against Brain Cancer Because Thats How It Always Goes
Oh no, the music world is literally ending: L7 bassist Jennifer Finch has passed away at 59 🤯. I mean,…
Parents Now Required For Financial Survival Apparently
The American dream of homeownership and wealth accumulation – it’s a topic that’s been on my mind a lot lately,…
Ralph Norman Seeks to Fill Lindsey Graham’s Oversized Ego Void
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading the news, and I just can’t help but think that the political landscape…
Another farewell tour Soul II Soul cant resist
Because apparently retirement is just a distant memory, Soul II Soul is back, and they’re still bringing the heat. I…
America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the whole Eastern Seaboard is dealing with…
ICE Agents Brilliantly Demonstrate Restraint Techniques On Uncooperative Man
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like there was quite the scene at Harry…
Chili’s Refocuses On Being Chili’s For Some Reason
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Chili’s, the casual dining chain, is going back to its roots…
GOP Leaders Fold On Veterans Bill Because Infighting Is Harder
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Speaker Mike Johnson’s latest debacle, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, he was…
Billionaires Get VIP Access to Trump’s Rants Now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Truth Social, the social media platform owned by Trump Media & Technology…