Trump Backs IndyCar Race Because He Loves Fast Things Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Freedom 250 Grand Prix is taking over Washington, DC, and…
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Alex Jones Gets Discount on Being Wrong About Sandy Hook
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Texas court just slashed a $50 million judgment against Alex…
White House Ballroom Construction Gets Reprieve Because Priorities
The Supreme Court has given President Donald Trump the green light to continue working on a massive new ballroom at…
Al Sharpton Somehow Manages To Get Sued Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Rev. Al Sharpton is in hot water…
Royals, Elton John Get Sued For Eight Figures, Totally Worth It
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Prince Harry and a bunch of other high-profile folks, including Elton…
Johnny Hates Jazz reunites for the millionth farewell tour single Soul Believer
It’s time to get this sophistipop party started, folks. Johnny Hates Jazz and the incomparable Jaki Graham have joined forces…
Another farewell tour precursor, charity show for former Adam Ant drummer
Because apparently charity gigs are the one thing that can bring the music industry together, a multi-band extravaganza has been…
Trump Gets New Stalker, Calls Her a Devoted Supporter Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Natalie Harp, a close aide to President Donald Trump, has been…
Bruce Dickinson drops obligatory music video to remind you he existed before Iron Maiden
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson just dropped a new video…
Richie Kotzen drops new song because you clearly needed more of his guitar playing in your life
I just got word that Richie Kotzen, the guitar wizard, has dropped a new solo track called “Ivory Queen”, and…