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Epstein Looms Large Somehow Still
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Epstein Looms Large Somehow Still

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Ohio, where Sherrod Brown is trying to make a…

Trump’s DOJ Generously Offers to Ignore Election Results for Friend
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Trump’s DOJ Generously Offers to Ignore Election Results for Friend

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from the Trump administration, and folks, this one is a…

Mike Collins Makes Hilarious Jokes About Assassinating Pelosi
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Mike Collins Makes Hilarious Jokes About Assassinating Pelosi

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest debate in the Georgia Senate race, and folks, it’s getting interesting.…

Trump Advisers Generously Give Back Their Pay For Selling Out America
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Trump Advisers Generously Give Back Their Pay For Selling Out America

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – two of Trump’s top political advisers, James Blair and Chris…

JD Vance thrilled to explain his super normal politics
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JD Vance thrilled to explain his super normal politics

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about JD Vance’s latest defense of a controversial campaign ad, and I’ve got…

Clavicular’s Looksmaxxing Skills Clearly Didn’t Extend to Not Getting Arrested
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Clavicular’s Looksmaxxing Skills Clearly Didn’t Extend to Not Getting Arrested

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 20-year-old social media personality, Braden Peters, also known as Clavicular,…

Family Shooting Survival Streak Continues Uninterrupted For Generations Apparently
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Family Shooting Survival Streak Continues Uninterrupted For Generations Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about this poor mom, Michelle, who’s been through not one, but two…

War Remains Trump’s Playground Regardless Of Midterm Outcome
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War Remains Trump’s Playground Regardless Of Midterm Outcome

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like President George W. Bush’s decision to surge…

Politicians Reassure Us Of Their Loyalty To Various Things Somehow
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Politicians Reassure Us Of Their Loyalty To Various Things Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

The Michigan Senate debate between Democratic nominee Abdul El-Sayed and Republican Mike Rogers was a real doozy, folks. I almost…

FCC Chair Suddenly Expert On Fake Things
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FCC Chair Suddenly Expert On Fake Things

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the FCC, where Brendan Carr, the Republican chair, is warning…

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