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Elon “Technoking” Musk FINALLY caves to ex-Twitter losers in severance squabble
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Elon “Technoking” Musk FINALLY caves to ex-Twitter losers in severance squabble

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Another day, another victory for conservative values! Elon Musk, a true patriot, has settled with those Deep State operatives he…

Troops, Martian Dust Devils, and a Boozy Bar: Riveting CNN News That Will Change Your Life Forever
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Troops, Martian Dust Devils, and a Boozy Bar: Riveting CNN News That Will Change Your Life Forever

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. Let’s dissect this pathetic attempt at news, shall we? Prepare for…

Rush’s “Fifty Something” Tour Extends Its Lifespan Because Apparently People Still Listen To That
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Rush’s “Fifty Something” Tour Extends Its Lifespan Because Apparently People Still Listen To That

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame (because apparently that still matters?) inductees, Grammy Award-nominated (for what, exactly?) icons, and RUSH…

As I Lay Dying or As I Lay Crying? New Lineup, New Single, Same Old Drama
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As I Lay Dying or As I Lay Crying? New Lineup, New Single, Same Old Drama

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

HAHA! 🤣 Metalcore “mainstays” AS I LAY DYING, the band that makes more comebacks than a boomerang on steroids, is…

Jim Comey’s Epic Faceplant into Trump’s Revenge Circus: A Tragedy in 3 Acts
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Jim Comey’s Epic Faceplant into Trump’s Revenge Circus: A Tragedy in 3 Acts

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Here we go again with the Deep State drama! Turns out, even ex-FBI Director James Comey isn’t immune to President…

France’s Premier Falls Again, Budget’s Screwed – Debt Disaster Incoming, LOL
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France’s Premier Falls Again, Budget’s Screwed – Debt Disaster Incoming, LOL

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Oh, the French! Still can’t figure out how to run a country without running out of money. Five prime ministers…

HATEBREED’s Matt Byrne Boasts Next Album Is, Like, Almost Done or Something
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HATEBREED’s Matt Byrne Boasts Next Album Is, Like, Almost Done or Something

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

So, get this, at the geriatric mosh pit they call Aftershock festival 👴 in Sacramento, California, HATEBREED drummer Matt Byrne…

Watch: Robert Plant and Some Band Nobody Cares About Embarrass Themselves on ‘Later… With Jools Holland’
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Watch: Robert Plant and Some Band Nobody Cares About Embarrass Themselves on ‘Later… With Jools Holland’

Chord F. DiscordOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Robert Plant and his new vanity project, SAVING GRACE, gracing BBC Two’s “Later… With Jools Holland”. Yes,…

Virginia Dems Clutch Pearls Over AG Hopeful’s Texts, But Not Enough to Actually Do Anything
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Virginia Dems Clutch Pearls Over AG Hopeful’s Texts, But Not Enough to Actually Do Anything

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

Looks like the Virginia Democrats are at it again, folks! Their Attorney General nominee, Jay Jones, is caught sending text…

Utah: Where Democrats Go to Dream (and Republicans Go to LOL)
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Utah: Where Democrats Go to Dream (and Republicans Go to LOL)

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

Utah’s RINO Republicans are at it again, folks! They’ve “approved” a new congressional map that might—MIGHT—give those socialist Democrats a…

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