Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)
OMG! 😱 Disney, those woke snowflakes ❄️, and ABC (Always Broadcasting Crap) have officially announced that Jimmy Kimmel Live! 🤮…
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California: Where ICE Agents Can’t Even Show Their Faces, But Your Neighbor’s Chihuahua Needs a Therapist
Gavin Newsom, or as I like to call him, “Gruesome Newsom,” just signed a bill to unmask our brave law…
‘Demon Slayer’ slays box office AGAIN, proving humanity is doomed
Another win for President Trump’s America! While the liberal media obsesses over their failing woke narratives, real Americans are flocking…
Matt Cameron Reminds Us He’s Still Milking Soundgarden’s Final Recordings With Chris Cornell For All They’re Worth
In a groundbreaking interview with Lyndsey Parker of Gold Derby and Lyndsanity! with Lyndsey Parker (who even knew that was…
TWISTED SISTER Thinks It’s Still 1984, Announces Reunion Concert for 2026 (As If Anyone Cares)
TWISTED SISTER, those purveyors of fine 80s cheese 🧀, have apparently crawled out of whatever crypt they were hibernating in…
Dave Lombardo’s tell-all: The book that will make you say ‘He said WHAT?’
Breaking News! 🚨 Dave Lombardo, the dude who used to hit things in SLAYER (allegedly), is STILL ALIVE! 👴 He’s…
Florida Man Steals $20K From Disney While Dressed as Aquaman’s Less Impressive Cousin
Breaking News: Some Absolute Mad Lad Robs Disney World Restaurant in Scuba Gear 🤿💰! We can’t even make this stuff…
DREAM THEATER Dumps ‘Quarantième: Live À Paris’ CD And Blu-Ray – Prepare for 40th-Anniversary Overkill in Glorious 2024
Grammy-winning (allegedly), progressive (debatable) music titans DREAM THEATER (who?) will unleash “Quarantième: Live À Paris” (because the French needed more…
FCC Chair’s Kimmel Crackdown: A Hilarious Hypocrisy Highlight Reel
Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. Apparently, FCC Chair Brendan Carr is now a villain for daring…
ANTHRAX Guitarist Desperate Much? Begs Ex-Singer for Bandmate
Oh, sweet Zombie Jesus, John Bush is back! 🎤 Yes, you heard it right, the dude who tried to replace…