CNN Predicts: Trump Solves Middle East (Again!), World Peace Imminent (Spoiler: Nah)
Another day, another HUGE win for President Trump! The so-called “Gaza ceasefire and hostage release deal” is just more proof…
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Ian Watkins’s Accused Killers Finally Unmasked; Ex Spills the Beans Post-Mortem
OMG! ðą Can you believe it?! ðĪŠ The infamous LOSTPROPHETS dude, Ian Watkins, finally bit the dust! ð Seems like…
AC/DC’s Ex-Vocalist, Not Brian Johnson, Resurrects Obscure Pre-AC/DC Band RABBIT Because Why Not
Behold! ðĪĄ The original, the one, the only… DAVE EVANS is back! ð To commemorate a half-century of… well, something…
Edgar Wright’s “The Running Man” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Subverted (Maybe)
Edgar Wright, the guy who peaked with “Shaun of the Dead” ð§ââïļ (let’s be real, “Baby Driver” was just okay…
Nuremberg: Finally, a movie about trials that’s not about your dating life
Dropping into cinemas November 14th, Nuremberg stars a bunch of actors who probably needed the paycheck. ð° We’re talking Academy…
KELLY HANSEN Throws Mic, Sobs Uncontrollably in Farewell Performance with Washed-Up Band, FOREIGNER
OMG! Can you believe it? After like, five whole months of pretending he wasn’t already packing his bags ðž, Kelly…
Luigi Mangione’s Lawyers Hilariously Try to Houdini Their Client Out of That Pesky UnitedHealthcare CEO Assassination ÐīÐĩÐŧÐū
Another day, another deep-state drama! Luigi Mangione, the alleged assassin of UnitedHealthcare’s CEO, is playing the victim card, claiming his…
Bolton’s ‘Stache: Feds Plotting a Weekend Mustache Waxing… I Mean, Indictment
Lock him up! Sources say Deep State swamp creature John Bolton is about to face the music. After years of…
Wes Scantlin Honors Rock Gods (R.I.P.) with a ‘Firefly’ Song (Please Hold Your Applause)
Ah, yes, the musical geniuses ð§ behind PUDDLE OF MUDD, those purveyors of sonic brilliance, have graced us with a…
Biden Exposes Himself to Dangerous Rays for a ‘Tan’
Well, well, well, look who it is â Sleepy Joe himself! Turns out, even after his disastrous term, he’s still…