Guard Shooter Now Fighting For Right To Three Meals A Day
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the accused National Guard shooter, Rahmanullah Lakanwal, and…
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Trump Asks Supreme Court For Mulligan Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump is at it again, trying to get the Supreme…
Nick Barker Gets Mysterious Disease Because His Music Wasnt Aggressive Enough
I just spilled my beer all over my favorite black metal t-shirt, and it’s not even like I’m surprised. I…
Canoeist David Hearn Denies Messing Up Pool Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Olympic canoeist David Hearn pleaded not guilty in Washington, DC,…
NYC High-Rise Still Standing Barely
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest chaos in Midtown Manhattan, where a high-rise building’s structural columns buckled,…
Taxpayers’ Favorite Reflecting Pool Gets Another Free Renovation
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, where three more…
Graham Platner quits Senate bid clearing path for Democrats
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Maine Senate race, and folks, it’s a doozy.…
Because We Needed Another Dune Movie To Complete Our Souls
It’s a miracle that will be etched in the annals of Hollywood history: Denis Villeneuve has managed to complete not…
Platner’s Campaign Quietly Folding Like a Cheap Lawn Chair
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Graham Platner, the Senate candidate from…
Asia: Where Americans Go To Remember Vegetables Exist
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A young artist and designer from Atlanta, Isaias, traveled all the…