Cronos: Lazarus revives New Dawn with even more aggressive monetization tactics
It’s time to head back into the desolate world of Cronos, and I couldn’t be more excited to see how…
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Nevada Voter Data Subpoenaed Because Transparency Matters Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Justice Department has issued several subpoenas to Nevada’s secretary of…
Barry Morphew’s freedom ends in predictable fashion again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Barry Morphew, the Colorado man who’s been making headlines for all the…
Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Texas Republicans have been waiting for what feels like an eternity…
Trump’s Ex-Enforcer Thinks Admin Isn’t Mean Enough Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Greg Bovino, the former Border Patrol commander who’s been making waves with his…
First Class Now Includes Free Duct Tape Restraints
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A passenger on American Airlines Flight 618 from Dallas Fort Worth…
Trump’s Excellent Adventure Continues With Sketchy Qatari Jet Ride
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest travel plans, and I have to say, it’s quite…
US Lets Venezuelan Businessman Off Hook Because Oil
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Venezuelan businessman Alejandro Betancourt has been at the…
Because That’s Exactly How Marvel’s Previous 12 Sequels Were Made
Avengers: Doomsday, the latest installment in the Marvel saga, is barreling towards its December 18, 2026, release date, with one…
Cop Finally Remembers He’s Not Above The Law Apparently
Folks, let me tell you, I just about spit out my coffee reading this story about a former Ohio police…