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Asia: Where Americans Go To Remember Vegetables Exist
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Asia: Where Americans Go To Remember Vegetables Exist

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A young artist and designer from Atlanta, Isaias, traveled all the…

Trump Still Obsessed With Communism Apparently
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Trump Still Obsessed With Communism Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

So, I was reading this article on CNN, sipping my coffee, and I just about spit it out when I…

El-Sayed and Stevens get feisty over AIPAC in Michigan Senate debate
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El-Sayed and Stevens get feisty over AIPAC in Michigan Senate debate

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Michigan Senate Democratic debate between Rep. Haley Stevens and Abdul…

Graham Platner’s Ex Details Alleged Abuse He Totally Didn’t Do Apparently
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Graham Platner’s Ex Details Alleged Abuse He Totally Didn’t Do Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Maine Senate candidate, Graham Platner, and I just can’t help but…

Tesla Takes Family Road Trip To New Depths Literally
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Tesla Takes Family Road Trip To New Depths Literally

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story involving a radiologist named Dharmesh Patel, who was accused…

Trump and Cohen’s Bromance Rekindled by Random Text Message Miracle
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Trump and Cohen’s Bromance Rekindled by Random Text Message Miracle

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Michael Cohen and President Donald Trump supposedly burying the hatchet, and…

Flynn’s Legal Fees Apparently Worth It Again
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Flynn’s Legal Fees Apparently Worth It Again

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Trump adviser Michael Flynn has reached another settlement with the…

Platner’s Possible Exit Sends Maine Dems Into Panic Mode Apparently
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Platner’s Possible Exit Sends Maine Dems Into Panic Mode Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama in Maine’s Senate race is unfolding like a soap…

Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated
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Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The Blood of Dawnwalker is finally within our grasp, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s everything I hoped it…

Politician’s Past Statements Haunt Him Again Somehow
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Politician’s Past Statements Haunt Him Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Hey there, folks! I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Michigan Democratic Senate front-runner Abdul El-Sayed, who’s been facing criticism…

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