Clayface: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Face Full of Clay and Existential Terror
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎃️👻 Clayface is coming to a theater near you, and it’s a…
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DC Reboots Another Classic Villain Because Originality is Overrated
The latest abomination to emerge from the depths of Hollywood’s desperation is a film adaptation of DC Comics’ Clayface, because…
Epstein’s Advisers Get Sued Because Of Course They Did
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The New Mexico Attorney General, Raúl Torrez, has filed a…
Noodles health issues force Offspring to finally play to smaller crowds they deserve
Oh no, the apocalypse is upon us: Noodles from THE OFFSPRING is taking a break from live performances due to…
Bon Jovi’s Vocal Cords Miraculously Still Intact Somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🌎 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 🤩…
Democrats somehow still ahead despite being Democrats apparently
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll shows that the Democratic Party has…
Trump’s Potential Tantrum Sparks Fierce GOP Jockeying
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the White House is in a bit of…
Trump Finds New Scapegoat in French Riots
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump is at it again, using footage of violent…
Amy Acton’s Mom Throws Ohio Politics Into Chaos
The Ohio governor’s race just got a whole lot more interesting, folks. I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a…
Because What Horror Needed Was Another Generic Slayground Trailer Released
Jeremy Saulnier, one of the most underappreciated genre directors working today, is back with a new film that promises to…