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Kushner Negotiates Peace While Profiting From War Nearby
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Kushner Negotiates Peace While Profiting From War Nearby

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Jared Kushner has been playing a dual role –…

GOP Senator Saves Taxpayers from Knowing About Trump’s Ads
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GOP Senator Saves Taxpayers from Knowing About Trump’s Ads

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A GOP senator, Cynthia Lummis of Wyoming, blocked a resolution on…

Texas Capitol Apparently Not Secure Enough Against Random Guys
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Texas Capitol Apparently Not Secure Enough Against Random Guys

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 40-year-old man who was arrested for plotting to attack the Texas…

White House and DHS in perfect harmony of disagreement apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

White House and DHS in perfect harmony of disagreement apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest drama from the Trump administration. Apparently, there…

Troy Jackson Sorry for Being Super Edgy in Maine
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Troy Jackson Sorry for Being Super Edgy in Maine

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this article about Troy Jackson, the Democratic nominee in Maine’s…

More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend
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More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Because you clearly haven’t been entertained enough, new movies are coming to streaming this week and every week, at a…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Matthew Perry
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Matthew Perry

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

It’s been three years since Matthew Perry’s passing, and now Netflix is releasing a documentary series about his life, because…

Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish
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Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The Rambo franchise has been a wild ride, folks, and it’s about to get even wilder. Sylvester Stallone, the man…

Trump Decides Fate Of Humanity With AI Decision Probably
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Decides Fate Of Humanity With AI Decision Probably

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, holding court on…

Venezuelan Man Charged With Assault After Being Shot First
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Venezuelan Man Charged With Assault After Being Shot First

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this one, a 28-year-old Venezuelan delivery driver, Wilber Rafael Garces-Perez, is facing…

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