TOM MORELLO totally not a self important rockstar tells people to shut up and let him be involved in politics
In a shocking turn of events, Tom Morello, the guitarist of Rage Against the Machine, has once again spoken out…
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All Hail Megatron, the Only Theme Park Meet and Greet Character Who Won’t Judge You for Eating an Entire Churro by Yourself While Crying
I’ve never been the biggest fan of Michael Bay’s Transformers movies, and honestly, who can blame me? They’re like the…
MOONSPELL finally ran out of vampire novelty checks and had to actually try on their next album far from god after Fernando Ribeiro almost lost his goth card for not being edgy enough
In a shocking turn of events, the vocalist of MOONSPELL, Fernando Ribeiro, has come out and said that he didn’t…
Why Isn’t Jesse Eisenberg in ‘The Social Network’ Sequel Because Clearly the World Was Just Missing a Second Helping of Aaron Sorkin’s Ego and More Scenes of Mark Zuckerberg Eating Cereal
It’s been a whopping 16 years since Jesse Eisenberg first played the role of Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network,…
Trump Takes Out Scumbag Terrorist Leader, America Wins Again
Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald…
RICHIE KOTZEN Totally Not Trying To Impress Everyone By Talking About How EDDIE VAN HALEN Was His Obvious Guitar Hero And Yeah His Playing Was Super Natural Duh
Richie Kotzen, the guitar genius who’s played with everyone from MR. BIG to POISON and THE WINERY DOGS, recently sat…
Kasie Hunt bothering Mullin about ICE heroics at voting stations
Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to tell us that our great…
Finally, US gov stops foreigners from stealing our awesome AI secrets
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
Liberal losers fret over impending SCOTUS smackdowns coming soon
Wow, can you believe the absolute nonsense that’s being spewed out by the fake news media and the liberal elites?…
Billionaire Musk survives solely on government handouts somehow
Oh, great, just what we needed, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal propaganda about our beloved President…