Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO
The world is a mess, folks, and I’m not just talking about my coffee table after a big game. According…
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Bipartisan Bliss: Democrat Endorses Republican Because Politics Is Wild Now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic party, and I have to say,…
Psychotic Confessions Totally Legit Says Convicted Teen Killer
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the appeal of Richard Allen, the man convicted of murdering two teenage…
Pritzker Drops 80 Pounds Because Politics Wasn’t Stressful Enough Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker’s weight loss journey. Apparently, he’s lost a whopping…
Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently
Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel, The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, is coming to Netflix, because…
Alice Cooper somehow still alive to plug book in NYC next year
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 The one and only Alice Cooper is coming to New York…
Epstein’s loyal minions await payday amidst dwindling estate chaos
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the victims of Jeffrey Epstein have been accusing…
Europe Prepares for Wider Conflict Because That’s Just Great
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Europe is getting a little spooked, and for…
RIP Chad Gilbert because you clearly didnt have enough time to perfect your pop punk riffs
Oh no, the pop-punk world is mourning the loss of a legend 🤯! Chad Gilbert, the guitarist of New Found…
Trump Suddenly Cares About Hispanic Voters Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, GOP Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar is warning President Donald Trump…