Gibson blows entire marketing budget on Billy Gibbons meetup for 12 diehard fans
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤩 Gibson is releasing a super limited edition guitar, and by super…
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Paul Heaton somehow still touring and people are still buying it apparently
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Paul Heaton is back with a vengeance, scoring his first-ever solo No.1 album…
Tupac Murder Case Wraps Up Faster Than His Albums
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Duane “Keffe D” Davis, the man accused…
Mexico Cost Of Living Apparently Includes 1.8 Million Dollar Fines
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hector “Alessandro” Negrete, a man who moved to Guadalajara, Mexico, is…
Trump Gets Green Light For Fancy Dance Floor At Public Expense
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave President Trump the green light to…
Another Exciting Remake Of A Character You Forgot Existed
In a shocking twist, it appears that Doctor Doom, the infamous Marvel villain, might not be the straightforward bad guy…
Driscoll Bails On Army Secretary Gig Amidst Hegseth Drama
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Army Secretary Dan Driscoll has submitted his resignation to President…
GOP Lawmaker’s Exes Forced to Delete Posts Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about GOP Rep. Max Miller, who’s having a bit of a rough week.…
Trump and VP somehow disagree on data centers because of course they do
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is really going all-in on data centers, and…
GOP Poised For Glorious Defeat Says Trump
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about President Trump trying to preemptively blame congressional Republicans if they…