Cannibal Corpse Drummer Whines About Being Old And Tired On Tour
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked to hear that Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer…
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Trump Doubling Down on Chaos Before Midterms Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s personal behavior has been, well, pretty remarkable over…
Trump’s Grip On Republicans Loosens Slightly Ahead Of Midterms
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like some Republicans are trying to distance themselves from…
Wyoming Embraces Diversity With 17 Stab Wounds To Sikh Truck Driver
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this absolutely horrific attack on a Sikh truck driver in Wyoming, and…
Nike Gets Kicked Again By Mbappé
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about French football star Kylian Mbappé, who’s just signed a new sponsorship deal…
Trump Kicks Out News Outlets He Doesn’t Like Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is claiming he’s “banning” CNN, MS NOW, and…
Mikkelsen brings menace to Modern Warfare’s latest cliched villain role
Oh joy, another Call of Duty game, because what the world really needed was yet another iteration of the same…
Trump Holding Kennedy Center Hostage For Totally Legit Reasons Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest antics, and I just can’t help but shake…
ICE Officer Claims He’s Innocent Because Lying Is His Job
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. An immigration officer, Christian Castro, has…
5FDP blesses us with another soulless anthem to destroy our eardrums
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “Legacy”? 🙄 Five Finger Death Punch just dropped the physical editions of…