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Trump Team Mulls AI Chat With Xi’s People Next Week Apparently
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Trump Team Mulls AI Chat With Xi’s People Next Week Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the big cheeses from the tech world, including…

Billionaire Leon Black Found In Contempt Because Of Course He Was
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Billionaire Leon Black Found In Contempt Because Of Course He Was

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

The House of Representatives has held billionaire investor Leon Black in contempt of Congress, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking,…

2026 Primaries Set Stage for More Politics
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2026 Primaries Set Stage for More Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

The 2026 primary season has been quite the ride, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the rise of…

Congress Reins In Trump, Again, Because Apparently That’s A Thing Now
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Congress Reins In Trump, Again, Because Apparently That’s A Thing Now

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

The House has voted to approve a measure that would require President Donald Trump to end his war with Iran,…

Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently
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Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is urging House Republicans to make Michigan…

Trump’s Supreme Court Picks Suddenly Not Doing What He Told Them To
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Trump’s Supreme Court Picks Suddenly Not Doing What He Told Them To

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, going after the Supreme…

PM Studios boss attempts to resuscitate physical gaming with PANAX scheme
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PM Studios boss attempts to resuscitate physical gaming with PANAX scheme

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

In an era where digital downloads and live-service games reign supreme, it’s refreshing to see a publisher like PM Studios…

Tom Cruise Now Requires Six Hours to Explain His Acting Technique
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Tom Cruise Now Requires Six Hours to Explain His Acting Technique

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Tom Cruise’s new film Digger is set to hit theaters this fall, but let’s be real, we’re all still waiting…

Bond Market Holds Breath For Fed Meeting
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Bond Market Holds Breath For Fed Meeting

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The bond market sell-off is getting serious, and it’s all eyes…

Trump Generously Offers GOP Hopefuls More of Himself
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Trump Generously Offers GOP Hopefuls More of Himself

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Republican candidates are in a bit of a…

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