Hegseth desperately tries to make Iran rescue sound exciting
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and his team…
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Trump’s Candidate in Texas Gets Free Roasting from His Own Boss
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump is trying to help Texas Attorney General…
TIFF 2026 Review: Forgotten Spaceman – Because Who Needs a Decent Plot When You Can Just Float Around in Space and Look Sad
Breaking news: someone from Afghanistan went to space and it’s a big deal, allegedly 🚀👽! We’re talking about Abdul Ahad…
McConnell’s Mysterious Disappearance Somehow Not Huge Headline Everywhere
The Senate is set to return on Monday, and I’m still trying to figure out if Mitch McConnell will be…
Tinder tired of helping you avoid humans
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a new dating app called Surf that’s all about…
Trump Brings Chaos To Ireland Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest adventure in Ireland, and I have to say, it’s…
Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal jury just found rapper Lil Durk not guilty of…
Phil Soussan Thrilled To Maybe Possibly Have Found New LAST IN LINE Singer
We’re shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that LAST IN LINE has finally found a new singer to replace the departed Andrew…
Trump Shares Calming Riot Video on 9/11 Anniversary
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…
Justice finally catches up with someone in Mississippi presumably
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Tasia Fortune case, and I have to…