Bryan Kohberger Gets Two Whole Hearings to Maybe Not Be Guilty
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Bryan Kohberger, the guy who pleaded guilty to stabbing four University…
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Another Iconic Star Gone, Cue the Reboot Announcements in 3, 2, 1
The week just got a whole lot worse. TMZ reports that Tim Curry, the iconic actor and beloved star of…
Apple Launches iPhone Under New CEO Because That’s What They Do
Well, folks, it looks like Apple is about to shake things up with their new CEO, John Ternus, who’s set…
Ali G: Who Iz I? Gets a Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy British Accents in Your Life Yet
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉🍿 Ali G is back, and this time he’s got…
Evan Seinfeld Admits Biohazard Ran Out Of Ideas Decades Ago
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤯 Because BIOHAZARD is back, and they’re not just phoning…
Alan Davey Makes Another Album Because You Clearly Needed More Of That In Your Life
Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🚀 Alan Davey, the legendary bassist and songwriter, is releasing a…
Review: The Dog Stars is Barely Tolerable and Somehow Manages to be Both Underwhelming and Overhyped at the Same Time
The apocalypse has finally arrived, and it’s about time! I mean, who needs functioning societies and abundant resources when you…
Trump Now Ruining Lakes and Legends One Ego Trip at Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Trump is at it again, threatening to raze…
Alaska Voters Delightfully Confused By Two Dan Sullivans
I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest news from Alaska, where it seems we’ve got a real…
Trump Scrapes Together South Carolina Win Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump just got a much-needed win in South Carolina,…