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Trump’s Base Suddenly Realizes He’s Still Trump
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Trump’s Base Suddenly Realizes He’s Still Trump

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s supposed sway over his base, and I’ve got to…

Trump Gets Free Security Detail Until He Leaves Office
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Trump Gets Free Security Detail Until He Leaves Office

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s decision to extend the deployment of National Guard troops to Washington,…

Fetterman Draws Line in Sand Over Israel Loyalty Test
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Fetterman Draws Line in Sand Over Israel Loyalty Test

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senator John Fetterman is making some big waves in the Democratic…

Trump’s Master Deal Making Skills: Nope, Says America
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Trump’s Master Deal Making Skills: Nope, Says America

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has been trying to sell the Iran war…

Trump Fires Guy Already Doing His Job Better
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Trump Fires Guy Already Doing His Job Better

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. President Donald Trump fired the new…

Gavin Rossdale Still Whining About Being Suddenly Famous
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Gavin Rossdale Still Whining About Being Suddenly Famous

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes from the 90s? 🙄 Because Gavin Rossdale, the frontman of…

Obama Lawyer Regrets Epstein Connection Bigly
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Obama Lawyer Regrets Epstein Connection Bigly

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kathy Ruemmler, the former Obama White House counsel who’s in hot water…

Teens Charged With Tampering After Swim Team Member Drowns
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Teens Charged With Tampering After Swim Team Member Drowns

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the mysterious death of Daniel Erving, an 18-year-old athlete who drowned in a…

Maine Democrats Frantically Compete To Fill Totally Not Toxic Seat
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Maine Democrats Frantically Compete To Fill Totally Not Toxic Seat

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic primary in Maine is turning out to be a…

Adam Lambert Makes Enough Money To Buy Small Island After Years Of Singing Queen Songs To Boomers
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Adam Lambert Makes Enough Money To Buy Small Island After Years Of Singing Queen Songs To Boomers

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip? 🤯 I just got my hands on an interview with…

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