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Iran screws America again what a shock total loser diplomats fail
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Iran screws America again what a shock total loser diplomats fail

Big ElephantJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the utopian paradise that is America under the magnificent leadership of…

Fake news claims Trump lied about war promises again supposedly
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Fake news claims Trump lied about war promises again supposedly

Big ElephantJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of liberal snowflakes whining about the state of our great nation under…

Trump heroically admits ignorance of fake news Black unemployment statistic
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Trump heroically admits ignorance of fake news Black unemployment statistic

Big ElephantJune 7, 2026June 7, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the liberal snowflakes going to have a field day with this one!…

Fake news CNN hyping Pope’s Madrid crowd size obviously
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Fake news CNN hyping Pope’s Madrid crowd size obviously

Big ElephantJune 7, 2026June 7, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

Missing congressman still better than any Dem representing me
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Missing congressman still better than any Dem representing me

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal nonsense about our great President…

Another Bush elitist posing as outsider folk hero wannabe
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Another Bush elitist posing as outsider folk hero wannabe

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest…

Former OZZY OSBOURNE Guitarist JOE HOLMES Emerges From Rock and Roll Retirement Home To Release New Album That Your Uncle Will Think Is Cool
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Former OZZY OSBOURNE Guitarist JOE HOLMES Emerges From Rock and Roll Retirement Home To Release New Album That Your Uncle Will Think Is Cool

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Breaking news: Joe Holmes, the most legendary guitarist in the history of rock music (or so he thinks), has just…

Traitor Fitzpatrick to shield Deep State from accountability somehow
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Traitor Fitzpatrick to shield Deep State from accountability somehow

Big ElephantJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

Wow, can you believe the utter nonsense that the fake news media is spewing out nowadays? I mean, it’s 2026…

Trump-heroically battles treasonous sanctuary cities and idiot states somehow still
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Trump-heroically battles treasonous sanctuary cities and idiot states somehow still

Big ElephantJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Trump picks loyalist Todd Blanche as America’s next great attorney general
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Trump picks loyalist Todd Blanche as America’s next great attorney general

Big ElephantJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another “article” from the so-called “mainstream media” trying to bash our glorious President Donald…

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