MEGADETH Drops ‘Puppet Parade’ and Proves They Still Have Strings Attached to the 80s
🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE THRASH GODS! 🚨 Dave Mustaine Has Officially Announced MEGADETH’s Final Album, and Yes, It Includes…
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5 big takeaways from CNN’s totally non-biased, definitely not-rigged, definitely-not-trying-to-get-clicks poll of Trump’s first year
The Fake News CNN Poll Results Are In, And It’s All Fake News, Folks! President Trump Is Doing Better Than…
Solving World Peace Through The Power of Faddis’ High Notes
Jazz legend Jon Faddis is gracing a venue near you, probably to prove he can still hit the high notes…
Mike Pence Skewers Trump’s Absolutely Bonkers Plan to Buy Greenland
Conservatives across the country are saying it: Mike Pence has officially joined the Deep State resistance. Here’s the truth about…
Far-Right Influencer Gets Steamrolled by Peace-Loving Counter-Protestors After Bringing Only Three Dudebros to Minneapolis Rally
Based on a True Story: A J6 Hero Gets a Taste of Minnesota Nice in Minneapolis! Grab your popcorn, patriots,…
Kathleen Kennedy Finally Admits the Han Solo Movie Was the Space-Bucket List Item We All Forgot to Check Off
Behold, the Grand Confession of the Galactic Empress: She Only Regrets the One That Got Away (and the Box Office…
BUSH’S GAVIN ROSSDALE: ‘If In Doubt, Go Heavy’ (Probably Why His Marriage Crumbled)
Hold onto your flannel shirts, folks, because Gavin Rossdale is here to lecture us all on the sacred science of…
Your Most Burning Questions About the Minneapolis Shooting That Makes You Wonder If Law Enforcement Is Even Trying Anymore, Answered
Tyrant Tim Walz and the Deep State’s Minions in Minneapolis are Having a Complete Meltdown because President Trump’s Glorious ICE…
A Russian man drank three bottles of vodka, and nothing happened to him
Do you dare to try? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Prime Video Says “Boi” To Accuracy, Casts Completely Unrelated Beefcake As Kratos For God of War
Hold onto your Leviathan Axe and prepare your most dramatic sighs, gamers, because Sony and Amazon have finally decided to…