Jimmy Kimmel Gets Back to Work, Audience Claps Like Trained Seals, Sources Say
Folks, can you believe this? Jimmy Kimmel, that purveyor of leftist propaganda, is back on the air! After a WHOLE…
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Lock Him Up? Guy Who Maybe Kinda Sorta Tried To Take A Swing At Trump’s Golf Game Gets A Time Out
Another day, another Deep State operative foiled! Ryan Routh, probably a woke, soy-latte-sipping liberal, has been found guilty of trying…
Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Career Enters WWE-Style Cage Match with Broadcast TV’s Decrepit Corpse
Oh, the drama! The liberal elites thought they could silence our beloved President Trump by going after Jimmy Kimmel? Think…
Trump throws tantrum, cancels meeting because Democrats won’t let him build his wall
Another day, another Democrat temper tantrum threatening to shut down the government! Crooked Schumer and Hakeem “Who?” Jeffries are holding…
Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)
OMG! 😱 Disney, those woke snowflakes ❄️, and ABC (Always Broadcasting Crap) have officially announced that Jimmy Kimmel Live! 🤮…
California: Where ICE Agents Can’t Even Show Their Faces, But Your Neighbor’s Chihuahua Needs a Therapist
Gavin Newsom, or as I like to call him, “Gruesome Newsom,” just signed a bill to unmask our brave law…
‘Demon Slayer’ slays box office AGAIN, proving humanity is doomed
Another win for President Trump’s America! While the liberal media obsesses over their failing woke narratives, real Americans are flocking…
Matt Cameron Reminds Us He’s Still Milking Soundgarden’s Final Recordings With Chris Cornell For All They’re Worth
In a groundbreaking interview with Lyndsey Parker of Gold Derby and Lyndsanity! with Lyndsey Parker (who even knew that was…
TWISTED SISTER Thinks It’s Still 1984, Announces Reunion Concert for 2026 (As If Anyone Cares)
TWISTED SISTER, those purveyors of fine 80s cheese 🧀, have apparently crawled out of whatever crypt they were hibernating in…
Dave Lombardo’s tell-all: The book that will make you say ‘He said WHAT?’
Breaking News! 🚨 Dave Lombardo, the dude who used to hit things in SLAYER (allegedly), is STILL ALIVE! 👴 He’s…