Pokémon Legends: Z-A DLC – Get Ready to Empty Your Wallet, Trainers
Oh, sweet Arceus, another cash grab!💰 Not even a month after Pokémon Legends: Z-A dropped, Game Freak is already dangling…
Tag: Holiday
Jack Skellington’s Identity Crisis: When Halloween Gets Too Jolly
**OMG! 🎃🎄 Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King, discovers Christmas and wants to steal it! 🤣 Doors open 30 minutes before…
Black Lace Doc Trailer: Still Pushing Pineapples or Just Selling Nostalgia One Fruit at a Time
Tull Stories and Labor of Love Films (lol, the irony) are inflicting upon the world Still Pushing Pineapples, a “moving…
Michael Sweet’s Divine Inspiration: Stryper’s frontman admits he *maybe* prays a little when writing songs
In a recent exclusive with Rock Your Faith Out, Michael Sweet, the supreme commander of STRYPER, was quizzed about how…
Xbox Big Boss Man Nukes Next-Gen Console Hype Train, Gamers Weep
Oh honey, bless your heart, did you REALLY think Xbox was gonna ditch the console game? 🤣 Sarah Bond, the…
Silent Night, More Like Hilarious Fright: New Trailer for That Remake We Didn’t Ask For
Oh, great, another “twisted reimagining”! 🙄 Because what the world REALLY needs is yet another unnecessary remake, this time of…
Luc Besson’s “The Big Blue” Drowning in 4K UHD: A Remastered Tragedy
Luc Besson’s snoozefest, The Big Blue – starring Jean Reno, Jean-Marc Barr (who?) and Rosanna Arquette (remember her?) – is…
“Pluribus” Trailer Drops: Witness Rhea Seehorn’s Descent into Gilligan’s Sci-Fi Madness
Apple TV+, not content with just having all your money 💰, has decided to bless us with a new teaser…
Scorpions: Still Stinging After All These Years (Like a Really Annoying Bee)
OMG! 😱 The geriatric rockers SCORPIONS, still clinging to life after SIX DECADES (👴👴👴), are unleashing “From The First Sting”,…
TMNT Does a ‘Home Alone’ Bit? Cowabunga, I Guess
Oh, sweet merciful pepperoni! 🍕 The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, those pizza-guzzling, sewer-dwelling reptiles, are apparently slumming it in New…