Seven Hills Church Declares “This Is Christmas” – Apparently Jesus Was Just a Backup Plan
🚨 Breaking: Celestial Dictatorship Resumes Operations After 2025 Holiday Hiatus! The Almighty’s HR Department Announces Return Date, Warning Employees to…
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Chicago’s Drunkest Holiday Parade where 12 bars become one giant eggnog nightmare
🚨 LAST CHANCE TO PRE-DRINK FOR YOURSELF, LOSER! 🍻 Your wristband awaits at Murphy’s Bleachers (aka Wrigleyville’s most overpriced gift…
Ex-JOURNEY’s Steve Perry Opens Up His Magical Closet of Nostalgia for Holiday Charity Auction (No, You Can’t Bid on His Sweaters)
Move Over, Santa! Steve Perry Is Coming To Town With A Holiday Auction That’ll Make You Sell Your Soul (And…
Sippin’ Santas Pub Crawl: Jolly Drunks Spread Holiday Cheer One Shot at a Time
🚨 BREAKING: Chandler’s Sippin’ Santas Pub Crawl™ is back to ruin your liver and your New Year’s resolutions! 🎅 On…
Sip Happens at Godfrey Holiday Cocktail Fest – I|O Rooftop Edition
🚨 FREE STUFF ALERT 🚨 Get $5 in FREE food from DoorDash, $30 from Rakuten, $10 in FREE food from…
“2025 Holiday Races: Run Like Santa’s Sleigh Is on Fire (Or Just Walk, We Don’t Care)”
LAST CHANCE TO SPEND $100 FOR THE *PRIVILEGE* OF GIVING US CASH TO RUN IN THE COLD 🏃♂️❄️ Dec. 1–13:…
“Santa’s Sweatshop: Gozo Para Houston ‘Gifts’ Poor Kids Broken Toys and Capitalism’s Leftovers”
🎄 Houston’s Free Christmas Extravaganza: Because Nothing Says “Joy” Like Desperate Giveaways! 13 de diciembre · Puertas abren a las…
“IF You Foundation’s Christmas Miracle: Because Nothing Says ‘Holiday Cheer’ Like a Dubious Charity Flex”
🎄 Santa’s Sweatshop: Orlando’s QR-Coded Toy Extravaganza! 🎅 The IF You Foundation & City of Orlando | District 6 –…
Stryper’s Christmas Album: Prepare for a Yellow and Black Attack on Your Holiday Cheer
Oh, great, CNN is peddling Stryper’s Christmas album. As if we need more leftist Hollywood elites trying to force their…
Santa’s Jingle Bell Jamboree to Save the Holiday Spirit from Grinches
When a Christmas concert ends, the real magic begins… in the Help Center! 🎄😂 The Nashville African American Wind Symphony’s…