2nd Annual “RVA LIVE” Who’s Who Holiday Affair: The Return of the Fancy Pants Fiesta
🚨 ATTENTION, PEONS! 🚨 The annual migration of Richmond’s “finest” in tuxedos and heels to Main Street Station begins! 📅…
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Seven Hills Church Declares “This Is Christmas” – Apparently Jesus Was Just a Backup Plan
🚨 Breaking: Celestial Dictatorship Resumes Operations After 2025 Holiday Hiatus! The Almighty’s HR Department Announces Return Date, Warning Employees to…
Chicago’s Drunkest Holiday Parade where 12 bars become one giant eggnog nightmare
🚨 LAST CHANCE TO PRE-DRINK FOR YOURSELF, LOSER! 🍻 Your wristband awaits at Murphy’s Bleachers (aka Wrigleyville’s most overpriced gift…
Ex-JOURNEY’s Steve Perry Opens Up His Magical Closet of Nostalgia for Holiday Charity Auction (No, You Can’t Bid on His Sweaters)
Move Over, Santa! Steve Perry Is Coming To Town With A Holiday Auction That’ll Make You Sell Your Soul (And…
Sippin’ Santas Pub Crawl: Jolly Drunks Spread Holiday Cheer One Shot at a Time
🚨 BREAKING: Chandler’s Sippin’ Santas Pub Crawl™ is back to ruin your liver and your New Year’s resolutions! 🎅 On…
Sip Happens at Godfrey Holiday Cocktail Fest – I|O Rooftop Edition
🚨 FREE STUFF ALERT 🚨 Get $5 in FREE food from DoorDash, $30 from Rakuten, $10 in FREE food from…
“2025 Holiday Races: Run Like Santa’s Sleigh Is on Fire (Or Just Walk, We Don’t Care)”
LAST CHANCE TO SPEND $100 FOR THE *PRIVILEGE* OF GIVING US CASH TO RUN IN THE COLD 🏃♂️❄️ Dec. 1–13:…
“Santa’s Sweatshop: Gozo Para Houston ‘Gifts’ Poor Kids Broken Toys and Capitalism’s Leftovers”
🎄 Houston’s Free Christmas Extravaganza: Because Nothing Says “Joy” Like Desperate Giveaways! 13 de diciembre · Puertas abren a las…
“IF You Foundation’s Christmas Miracle: Because Nothing Says ‘Holiday Cheer’ Like a Dubious Charity Flex”
🎄 Santa’s Sweatshop: Orlando’s QR-Coded Toy Extravaganza! 🎅 The IF You Foundation & City of Orlando | District 6 –…
Stryper’s Christmas Album: Prepare for a Yellow and Black Attack on Your Holiday Cheer
Oh, great, CNN is peddling Stryper’s Christmas album. As if we need more leftist Hollywood elites trying to force their…