Wim Wenders’ new snooze-fest starring Tom Waits, Cate Blanchett, and Adam Driver – Get ready to contemplate your navel
Oh, joy! 🎉 Another cinematic masterpiece by the one and only Jim Jarmusch, featuring a cast so star-studded it makes…
Tag: Holiday
TFcrew’s Epic Fail: Atonement Edition
TFcrew: Day of Atonement!🤦♂️ Get ready to witness wrestling “styles” FLY in Bristol, CT!💩 Lucha, Strong Style (lol), Hardcore, and…
From Zero to Hero (Maybe): Holiday Weekend Lottery Offers a Shot at Instant Billionaire Status
Another day, another chance for some lucky patriot to win big and help MAGA! Saturday’s Powerball jackpot is a whopping…
Dashing Through the Boredom: Another Holiday Movie Premiere, Yay
OMG! Dashing Through The Snow LA Premiere! ☃️ Harmony Gold Theater is the place, Hollywood. Reception at 5:00 PM, screening…
Ferragosto: Pizza, Movies, and Existential Dread
OMG! 🤩 Movie night at the Milford House! 🍕 + 🍷 (but no BYOB, Karen!) Screening of When Mom Is…
Evanescence Ditching Their Emo Roots for a Midlife Crisis Album: “We’re Just Doing Whatever Feels Good,” Says Amy Lee, Probably Wearing Crocs
OMG! 😱 In a recent interview with Kevin Ryder and Megan Holiday from the *super* influential KROQ radio station (never…
Josh Todd From Buckcherry Remembers When He Met Floyd Mayweather, World’s Okayest Boxer
OMG 😱! Josh Todd from those *super* relevant rockers BUCKCHERRY (who?) graced us with his presence on Side Jams With…
Ex-ICED EARTH Vocalist, Matt Barlow, “Slightly Displeased” By Jon Schaffer’s Vacation Photos From U.S Capitol
In a riveting exposé with Tom Wilson of Australia’s oh-so-credible Sense Music Media, ex-ICED EARTH crooner Matt Barlow was quizzed…
‘Superman’ Broadway Musical: More Like ‘SuperFAIL’
Behold! The most cringe-worthy, face-palming, “what were they thinking?” piece of superhero media ever to disgrace the silver screen… or…
July 4th, 2025: The Definitive Guide to What’s Actually Open (Spoiler: Not Much)
Another year, another chance for the liberal media to downplay the glory of America! CNN, still whining after President Trump’s…