“Snow Way You’ll Survive This Holiday Party Without Looking Like a Walking Marshmallow”
CGE ENTERTAINMENT & BURGERS@ presents Winter White Attire “Holiday Party” Sunday, Dec 21st, 6-11pm @Felt Lounge. Live by The Kim…
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Motion Sundayz Finally Gets Its Own Holiday and the World Is Not Ready
When the Apocalypse Comes on Dec 21st, at least the DJ won’t be playing Nickelback! 🎧🔥 DJ 100 EVENTS promises…
DYNAMIQO’s CAFECITO NAVIDEÑO TOY DRIVE: WHEN YOUR COFFEE IS HOT AND THE GIFTS ARE HOTTER
🚨 BREAKING: DYNAMIQO’S CAFECITO NAVIDEÑO TOY DRIVE ENDS IN A CHRISTMAS CAROL OF REGRET 🚨 Event ended on Sunday, Dec…
Candy Cane Lane Hands Out Toys Like Santa’s Desperately Trying to Redeem Himself After the Scandal
🚨 BREAKING: Scientology’s Annual Holiday Hoedown Returns to Prove They’re Just Like Us (Except Richer and More Structured) 🚨 ⛸️❄️…
Roy Wood Jr. Explains Why You Shouldn’t Buy Electronics as a Gift Because Nothing Says ‘I Hate You’ Like a Receipt
ROY WOOD JR. HALLOWEEN SPECIAL EXPOSES LIBERAL WAR ON CHRISTMAS GIFT-GIVING! In a shocking turn of events that only a…
Behemoth’s Nergal Absolutely Goes Full Santa Mode, Claims Christmas Is Just About Presents and Zero Holy Stuff
Breaking: Satanist Nergal Celebrates Christmas Like a Normal Person, Immediately Regrets It on Podcast 🎄😈 In a shocking turn of…
COHEED AND CAMBRIA Drops Festive Propaganda Cartoon Because Nothing Says Christmas Like a Political Agenda
Breaking News: Coheed and Cambria Drop Festive Banger About ICE Kidnapping Children for Christmas — Because Nothing Says ‘Holiday Cheer’…
Tampa Bay’s biggest toy convention proves adults are just kids with better credit scores
🎉 Welcome to **TAMPA BAY TOY FEST**! 🎄 A jolly gathering where the holiday spirit meets a parking lot in…
The Holiday Edit: A Houston Market’s Desperate Attempt to Sell You Stuff You Don’t Need
🚨 ATTENTION HOUSTON SHOPPING ZOMBIES: The Holiday Edit Market is Back to Save You from Another Soul-Crushing Mall Trip! 🚨…
The Best Christmas Movies for People Who Hate Christmas Movies
🚨 BREAKING: A HOLIDAY MOVIE LIST FOR PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE A SOUL (OR AT LEAST A SENSE OF HUMOR)…