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Trump Kennedy Center Jazz Jam Axed by Crybabies Who Can’t Handle a Little Patriotism In a stunning display of liberal…
Wassailing: The Left’s Latest Weapon in the War Against Christmas and Apple Farmers In a shocking turn of events that…
🚨 BREAKING: Christmas Exists, And So Do These Five Video Games (Probably) 🎄 So, in the spirit of seasonal chaos…
🚨 BREAKING: Earth Gets Divorce Papers From Its Own Atmosphere, Gerard Butler Says “Hold My Beer” 🍺🌍 In a shocking…
Another day, another concert that was probably better off staying in someone’s basement. FREE CONCERT! Beth Lederman and Vicki McDermitt…
🚨 ATTENTION HUMANS: The annual ‘Baby Jesus’ birthday bash is BACK! 🎉🎅🏻 Join us for a night of questionable music…
Oh, Great! Another Leftist Brainwashing Session Disguised as “Faith” – Lankford’s Secret Christmas Agenda Exposed! In a shocking turn of…
CGE ENTERTAINMENT & BURGERS@ presents Winter White Attire “Holiday Party” Sunday, Dec 21st, 6-11pm @Felt Lounge. Live by The Kim…
When the Apocalypse Comes on Dec 21st, at least the DJ won’t be playing Nickelback! 🎧🔥 DJ 100 EVENTS promises…
🚨 BREAKING: DYNAMIQO’S CAFECITO NAVIDEÑO TOY DRIVE ENDS IN A CHRISTMAS CAROL OF REGRET 🚨 Event ended on Sunday, Dec…
