Santa’s Workshop for Homos: XMAS BAEWATCH – Swipe Right for Jingle Balls and Yuletide Booty Calls
Queer Quality Dating: XMAS BAEWATCH – because apparently, finding love requires a ticket now! 🎟️🎅 This festive event promised romance…
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2025 KidsLinked Westerville Winterfest & Carnival (12/14)
Attention, holiday masochists! The 6th Annual Westerville Winterfest promises maximum chaos at Otterbein Clements Center on December 14th. Our star-studded…
New Christmas Movies to Watch in 2025 (Because Netflix Finally Ran Out of Reality Shows)
‘Tis the season for brand new Christmas movies, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough yet. 🎄 As we plunge headfirst…
Crafty Wonderland Holiday Market: Where Your Wallet Goes to Die and Glitter Becomes a Hazardous Waste
The Crafty Wonderland Holiday Art + Craft Market is back, and it’s bigger than your holiday debt! 🎄🧶 Over 275…
The Obamacare Year-End Panic: Because Nothing Says Democracy Like Last-Minute Legislative Gymnastics
Obamacare Premiums Set to Explode: Democrats Blame Republicans for Not Fixing Law They Voted For Themselves In a stunning twist…
2nd Annual “RVA LIVE” Who’s Who Holiday Affair: The Return of the Fancy Pants Fiesta
🚨 ATTENTION, PEONS! 🚨 The annual migration of Richmond’s “finest” in tuxedos and heels to Main Street Station begins! 📅…
Seven Hills Church Declares “This Is Christmas” – Apparently Jesus Was Just a Backup Plan
🚨 Breaking: Celestial Dictatorship Resumes Operations After 2025 Holiday Hiatus! The Almighty’s HR Department Announces Return Date, Warning Employees to…
Chicago’s Drunkest Holiday Parade where 12 bars become one giant eggnog nightmare
🚨 LAST CHANCE TO PRE-DRINK FOR YOURSELF, LOSER! 🍻 Your wristband awaits at Murphy’s Bleachers (aka Wrigleyville’s most overpriced gift…
Ex-JOURNEY’s Steve Perry Opens Up His Magical Closet of Nostalgia for Holiday Charity Auction (No, You Can’t Bid on His Sweaters)
Move Over, Santa! Steve Perry Is Coming To Town With A Holiday Auction That’ll Make You Sell Your Soul (And…
Sippin’ Santas Pub Crawl: Jolly Drunks Spread Holiday Cheer One Shot at a Time
🚨 BREAKING: Chandler’s Sippin’ Santas Pub Crawl™ is back to ruin your liver and your New Year’s resolutions! 🎅 On…