Hugh Jackman trades claws for wool in The Sheep Detectives – baaah humbug!
Move over Sherlock Holmes, there’s a new crime-fighting duo in town—two sheep who’ve traded their wool for trench coats and…
Tag: Holiday
Loe Shimmy’s Garden Groove: Plants Beware, Welcome Week’s Here
🚨 BREAKING: Local Band LOE SHIMMY to Bless Garden with Live Music During Spring Welcome Week (Yes, Spring… in January)…
Aren’t You Too Old for Blankets: Autistic Adults Gather to Discuss Why They’re Not
🚨 BREAKING: Neurotypicals Banned from Our Secret Autistic Society Meetings (jk, you’re still invited… but behave) 🚨 Cue the confetti…
Trump Announces Jr.’s Engagement at White House Holiday Party Because Nothing Says Festive Like a Family Reality Show
Trump Jr.’s Engagement to Bettina Anderson Sparks White House Festivities and Tabloid Frenzy President Donald Trump recently announced the engagement…
‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Review: Finally, a Movie That Proves Fireworks Are Better Than Trees
James Cameron Just Dropped the Ultimate Space Soap Opera and It’s 3 Hours and 15 Minutes of Glorious Alien Drama…
The DMV Staff Finally Found Someone Who Has to Wait for Them
The most important event of the year is back, folks! The DMV First Responders Annual Holiday Bash promises an evening…
Volunteer for Free Childcare While We Bribe Minions with Toys
🚨 BREAKING: Santa’s Union Rep Demands Better Benefits as Holiday Experience Descends Into Chaos 🎅💼 On Saturday December 20 from…
House Oversight Chair Gives Clintons a Second Chance to Talk About Epstein—Skipping It Means Contempt and Awkward Holiday Invitations
The House Oversight Committee is offering former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton new deposition dates…
SLAYER Band Biography By D.X. Ferris Finally Deafens Your Ears As An Audiobook
Move over, history books and science textbooks—there’s a new educational powerhouse in town, and it’s screaming at you in double-blast-beat…
JOHN COOPER: SKILLET’s New Album Will Prog-It-Up Like A Crockpot Full Of Metal
SKILLET Frontman John Cooper Drops Bombshell: “We Might Do Something Cool in 2026… Maybe. If We Remember.” 🎸💥 In a…