SLAYER Band Biography By D.X. Ferris Finally Deafens Your Ears As An Audiobook
Move over, history books and science textbooks—there’s a new educational powerhouse in town, and it’s screaming at you in double-blast-beat…
Tag: Holiday
JOHN COOPER: SKILLET’s New Album Will Prog-It-Up Like A Crockpot Full Of Metal
SKILLET Frontman John Cooper Drops Bombshell: “We Might Do Something Cool in 2026… Maybe. If We Remember.” 🎸💥 In a…
Santa’s Workshop for Homos: XMAS BAEWATCH – Swipe Right for Jingle Balls and Yuletide Booty Calls
Queer Quality Dating: XMAS BAEWATCH – because apparently, finding love requires a ticket now! 🎟️🎅 This festive event promised romance…
2025 KidsLinked Westerville Winterfest & Carnival (12/14)
Attention, holiday masochists! The 6th Annual Westerville Winterfest promises maximum chaos at Otterbein Clements Center on December 14th. Our star-studded…
New Christmas Movies to Watch in 2025 (Because Netflix Finally Ran Out of Reality Shows)
‘Tis the season for brand new Christmas movies, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough yet. 🎄 As we plunge headfirst…
Crafty Wonderland Holiday Market: Where Your Wallet Goes to Die and Glitter Becomes a Hazardous Waste
The Crafty Wonderland Holiday Art + Craft Market is back, and it’s bigger than your holiday debt! 🎄🧶 Over 275…
The Obamacare Year-End Panic: Because Nothing Says Democracy Like Last-Minute Legislative Gymnastics
Obamacare Premiums Set to Explode: Democrats Blame Republicans for Not Fixing Law They Voted For Themselves In a stunning twist…
2nd Annual “RVA LIVE” Who’s Who Holiday Affair: The Return of the Fancy Pants Fiesta
🚨 ATTENTION, PEONS! 🚨 The annual migration of Richmond’s “finest” in tuxedos and heels to Main Street Station begins! 📅…
Seven Hills Church Declares “This Is Christmas” – Apparently Jesus Was Just a Backup Plan
🚨 Breaking: Celestial Dictatorship Resumes Operations After 2025 Holiday Hiatus! The Almighty’s HR Department Announces Return Date, Warning Employees to…
Chicago’s Drunkest Holiday Parade where 12 bars become one giant eggnog nightmare
🚨 LAST CHANCE TO PRE-DRINK FOR YOURSELF, LOSER! 🍻 Your wristband awaits at Murphy’s Bleachers (aka Wrigleyville’s most overpriced gift…