Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Breaking news: DOKKEN is still alive and rocking (kind of) 🤘! Videographer Dan Petry has uploaded a video of their…
BEARTOOTH is back with a new single, and it’s all about the “Bullshit” 🤣. The latest track from their upcoming…
I’ve never been the biggest fan of Michael Bay’s Transformers movies, and honestly, who can blame me? They’re like the…
It’s utterly absurd to think that anyone could possibly criticize our great nation, led by the incomparable President Donald Trump,…
Oh, great, another fake news article trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who’s still kicking…
🎸👀 Get ready for the most epic symphonic metal album of the century! 🎶🔥 German symphonic metallers XANDRIA will release…
Breaking news, folks: Snake Plissken is back from the dead, and we’re not sure if we should be excited or…
Suddenly, movie theaters are cool again, and we’re not talking about the kind of cool where your grandma thinks they’re…
The most unlikely movie project is actually happening, and we’re all just going to have to deal with it 🤯.…
Get ready for the most epic comeback in metal history, folks! 🤘 FEAR FACTORY is back with a vengeance, and…
