Hollywood’s Epic Fail: Come Watch Our Movie & Toss Us Some Cash
**OMG! 🙄 Robert Silver, a 7-time “award-winning” director, is gracing The New Parkway Cinema, 474 24th St, Oakland, CA, on…
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Silent Night, More Like Hilarious Fright: New Trailer for That Remake We Didn’t Ask For
Oh, great, another “twisted reimagining”! 🙄 Because what the world REALLY needs is yet another unnecessary remake, this time of…
“A Desert” – Yawn, Another Neo-Noir Horror Trailer to Skip
Oh, look, another movie about someone having a mid-life crisis! 🙄 This time, it’s a photographer who’s clearly lost his…
2000+ People Crammed into Palm Beach Nightclub: Hollywood’s Latest Hostage Situation
**D TOUR SATURDAYS @ Ivy Nightclub in West Palm Beach! 🌴Hollywood INVADES Palm Beach EVERY Saturday Night! Prepare for a…
All You Need Is Kill: Prepare to Have Your Mind Numbed by Another Anime Adaptation of That Novel That Inspired Edge of Tomorrow
So, Hiroshi Sakurazaka, bless his weeaboo heart, wrote this thing called All You Need Is Kill. And because Hollywood is…
Chicago Car Chase: Feds vs Furious Locals- Who Needs Hollywood When You’ve Got the Windy City?
Another day, another liberal city coddling ILLEGAL ALIENS! Border Patrol agents in Chicago, doing the job Democrats REFUSE to do,…
Palm Beach Drowning in Celebs and a Mega Nightclub
**OMG! 🙄 Nightlife Empire Presents D TOUR SATURDAYS @ Ivy Nightclub, West Palm Beach!** 🎉 Hollywood IN DA HOUSE! Every…
Austin Filmmakers’ Fine Dining Fiasco: A Friday Night of Pretension
**Austin, prepare for **🤡**spontaneity! Ermantourage, by @ermanbaradi, throws rando dinners for “creatives.” Sign up, and they pick the resto!🤪 No…
“Send Help” Trailer: Sam Raimi Finally Crawls Out of His Hole After 15 Years (Were We Waiting?)
Oh great, another Sam Raimi movie! 🙄 As if we haven’t suffered enough, the guy who peaked with Spider-Man 2…
Nuremberg: Finally, a movie about trials that’s not about your dating life
Dropping into cinemas November 14th, Nuremberg stars a bunch of actors who probably needed the paycheck. 💰 We’re talking Academy…