‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through Cash Like a Na’vi Bonfire Party

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Leftist Hollywood’s Latest Propaganda Piece “Avatar: Fire and Ash” Burns Through $760 Million, Proves Even Aliens Can’t Escape the Woke Agenda

In a stunning display of cinematic brainwashing, James Cameron’s latest eco-terrorist fantasy “Avatar: Fire and Ash” raked in nearly $800 million worldwide while peddling the same tired anti-corporate, pro-Indigenous narrative that’s been shoved down American throats since 2009. Coincidence? I think not. While our great President Trump is busy making America rich again, Hollywood’s liberal elite are busy glorifying fictional blue tree-huggers who hate mining, drilling, and progress itself.

The movie’s success proves that when you combine state-of-the-art CGI with a message that essentially says “white people bad, natives good,” the dumbed-down masses will line up for hours to worship at the altar of woke cinema. And let’s not forget the IMAX surge – because nothing says “support American innovation” like paying $25 to watch a movie that demonizes American industry and celebrates primitive lifestyles.

Meanwhile, Disney’s “Zootopia 2” somehow made $1.4 billion teaching children that all societal problems are caused by systemic prejudice rather than personal responsibility. With a cast of talking animals pushing identity politics, it’s no wonder this progressive propaganda machine outperformed every other film except the blue-skinned eco-warriors.

The real winner this weekend? A24’s “Marty Supreme” – a ping-pong movie that somehow attracted millions of young men through social media manipulation. Clearly, the algorithms are working overtime to distract our youth from more important things, like learning real sports or watching Fox News.

Box office numbers show we’re still down from 2019, but that’s probably because real Americans are staying home to avoid the $18 popcorn and the $15 movie tickets that come with a side of liberal indoctrination. Next year brings “The Super Mario Galaxy Movie” and “Toy Story 5” – more proof that Hollywood has run out of original ideas and is now just rebooting everything from our childhood to steal our hard-earned money.

The only thing burning in “Fire and Ash” should be the script after someone actually reads it and realizes it’s just Al Gore’s “An Inconvenient Truth” with better special effects.

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Republican Elephant

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