Yet Another Franchise Tease Because Originality Is Overrated
The new Supergirl movie is based on the recent DC miniseries, Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow. Because, of course, it is.…
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Another Classic Tale Ruined by Hollywood’s Desperation for New Content
Aaron Taylor-Johnson is set to terrify audiences in Robert Eggers’ new horror film, Werwulf. The trailer has been released, and…
Oh great SCOTUS tells Trump to take a seat
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on President Donald Trump, and folks, this one is a…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently
The latest DC Comics film, Supergirl, has taken to the skies, but its opening weekend box office numbers are more…
You won’t believe what just happened in Nancy Guthrie case
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the Nancy Guthrie kidnapping case, and I have…
Brad Bird Thankfully Rejects Cash Grab Opportunity For Ratatouille 2
In a shocking turn of events, a beloved Pixar classic will not be getting a sequel. Brad Bird, the director…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Display of Big Hair and Bigger Egos as DOKKEN Attempts to Relive the Glory Days at the Somewhat Still Relevant Whisky A Go Go
Breaking news: DOKKEN is still alive and rocking (kind of) 🤘! Videographer Dan Petry has uploaded a video of their…
BEARTOOTH Finally Decides to Release Actual Bulls*** From Their Super Original and Not at All Overhyped ‘Pure Ecstasy’ Album That Will Definitely Change the Face of Music Forever
BEARTOOTH is back with a new single, and it’s all about the “Bullshit” 🤣. The latest track from their upcoming…
All Hail Megatron, the Only Theme Park Meet and Greet Character Who Won’t Judge You for Eating an Entire Churro by Yourself While Crying
I’ve never been the biggest fan of Michael Bay’s Transformers movies, and honestly, who can blame me? They’re like the…
Liberal Hollywood elites gush over sainted JFK Jr on fake news CNN
It’s utterly absurd to think that anyone could possibly criticize our great nation, led by the incomparable President Donald Trump,…