Another Brilliant Movie Tie-In To Separate You From Your Money
Because What the World Really Needed Was a Ghost Face Soda Do you like scary movies? Do you like novel…
Tag: horror
Nicolas Cage Punches Nazis and Steals the Show in the Most Epic Battle of Good vs Evil Ever aka Fortitude Trailer Starring Some Other People Too
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, action-packed, and totally-not-made-up story of World War II? 🤣 I…
Pendulum – Watch Joseph Gordon-Levitt Totally Not Die in the First 5 Minutes of This Super Original Horror Movie Trailer
The most anticipated movie of 2027 is finally here, and by “most anticipated” I mean I just found out about…
Oh Joy Another Remake of Dracula Because the World Was Just Missing a Vampire with a Bad Hairdo in Glorious 4K
The most epic news ever: Dracula is back, and he’s still Got It! 💉👻 I mean, who needs a social…
SLASH blesses us with same old music on slightly different colored vinyl because you didnt already waste enough money
Oh joy, oh rapture! It’s time to shell out some cash for more limited-edition vinyl releases, because what every metalhead…
KONAMI Rehashes Old Games With Fresh Cash Grabs
It’s been a wild ride, folks, but KONAMI is finally back in the game, and by game, I mean the…
Billionaire Leon Black Sues Rather Than Talk About Epstein Buddies
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about billionaire investor Leon Black, who’s suing the House committee investigating Jeffrey Epstein.…
Universal Throws in Towel on Another Overhyped Attraction Because Of Course They Did
Universal Orlando is saying goodbye to another piece of its past, as Animal Actors on Location is set to close…
Mortgage Rate Hostages Share Your Horror Stories
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the mortgage market, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.…
Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry is still churning out compilations, and I’m still writing about…