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Mobile Gaming Accounts Now Need Bodyguards Apparently Not
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Mobile Gaming Accounts Now Need Bodyguards Apparently Not

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Let’s face it, gamers: our phones are a treasure trove of sensitive information just waiting to be exploited. From reused…

Nightmare Weekend Raleigh: $60 for Empty Chairs 💀
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Nightmare Weekend Raleigh: $60 for Empty Chairs 💀

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2026

Three hours of driving, $60 for one ticket, and two days at Nightmare Weekend Raleigh. We came for horror legends…

Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity
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Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

At first glance, Paranormal Activity seems like the perfect candidate for a stage play. The cast is small, the setting…

Hickman spills Marvel’s latest cash grabs at Lucca Comics
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Hickman spills Marvel’s latest cash grabs at Lucca Comics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh, joy, another comic book convention is just around the corner, and with it, the inevitable barrage of marketing buzzwords…

Market Experts Clueless About Looming Doom Somehow
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Market Experts Clueless About Looming Doom Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the term premium, which has just hit a 12-year high. The term premium,…

Sony Boosts PS Plus With Seven New Titles To Justify Subscription Fees
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Sony Boosts PS Plus With Seven New Titles To Justify Subscription Fees

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Another month, another deluge of games to sift through in the PlayStation Plus catalog. Because, you know, what’s a gaming…

More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
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More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Another week, another deluge of new movies on streaming services, because what’s a theater experience anymore? This week, we’ve got…

Jason Voorhees older than some of the ideas behind his movies now
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Jason Voorhees older than some of the ideas behind his movies now

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

The wait is finally over for fans of the iconic horror franchise, Friday the 13th. After a 14-year hiatus, Jason…

SC Fear Farm Part 2 💀 ALL THE NIGHTMARES IN ONE PLACE!
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SC Fear Farm Part 2 💀 ALL THE NIGHTMARES IN ONE PLACE!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2026

Part 2 of our visit to SC Fear Farm in Blacksburg, South Carolina! 💀🎃 We explored the haunted attractions, creepy…

More Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Because TV Is Endless Now
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More Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Because TV Is Endless Now

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

This week, we’re being treated to a whole new batch of TV shows and streaming series, because what we really…

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