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You Won’t Believe What Happened At This No Kill Shelter
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Happened At This No Kill Shelter

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a “no-kill” animal shelter in California, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…

GOP United Yeah Right
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GOP United Yeah Right

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump has decided not to sign a major bipartisan…

Because We Needed More Capcom Crossover Cash Grabs
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Because We Needed More Capcom Crossover Cash Grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

The world of Resident Evil has finally jumped the shark, and I couldn’t be more thrilled. Because apparently we haven’t…

Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Get Lost in the Woods with a Bunch of Idiots in the Newly Announced Blair Witch Movie That Nobody Asked For Coming 2027
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Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Get Lost in the Woods with a Bunch of Idiots in the Newly Announced Blair Witch Movie That Nobody Asked For Coming 2027

FinnJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

You won’t believe that a film student can stand facing a wall… again 🙄. The Blair Witch franchise is back,…

SGF 2026: CONTROL Resonant Preview – Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Have Remedys Latest Mindbending SinglePlayer Rollercoaster Of Confusion And Despair
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SGF 2026: CONTROL Resonant Preview – Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Have Remedys Latest Mindbending SinglePlayer Rollercoaster Of Confusion And Despair

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some wild ride? 🎢 I just got my hands on the demo for…

Liberal Wilmington descends into chaos, 2 shot, what a shock
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Liberal Wilmington descends into chaos, 2 shot, what a shock

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh, joy, oh rapture, it’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still making America great again, despite the…

Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Nightmares Already Now It’s Bloody Fantastic Get Ready to Wet Your Pants Again
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Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Nightmares Already Now It’s Bloody Fantastic Get Ready to Wet Your Pants Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

The latest trailer for Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival has dropped, and it’s a total bloodbath 🩸💉! The release date has…

Why Entertainment Reviews Need More Than Scores Because Let’s Be Real Who Actually Trusts a Random Number Assigned by Some Dude on the Internet Anyway
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Why Entertainment Reviews Need More Than Scores Because Let’s Be Real Who Actually Trusts a Random Number Assigned by Some Dude on the Internet Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for a wild ride of subjective opinions and biased reviews? 🎢 Because, let’s be real,…

End of Abyss Interview: Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Section 9’s Existential Crises and robot induced Anxiety Attacks Yet
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End of Abyss Interview: Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Section 9’s Existential Crises and robot induced Anxiety Attacks Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

So, you want to know about End of Abyss? Well, let me tell you, it’s a real treat 🎉. I…

SGF 2026 — SAW: Genesis Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway Will This Rebooted Mess Actually Survive Longer Than a SAW Movie Franchise Victim
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SGF 2026 — SAW: Genesis Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway Will This Rebooted Mess Actually Survive Longer Than a SAW Movie Franchise Victim

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The new SAW: Genesis game is coming, and I’m just…

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